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Thursday Sep 09, 2004

Sep 9, 2004
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My turtle died. Everything sucks right now. I hate myself. Why must Murphey constantly fuck me with his law? I decided that I would put my turtle outside and take a picture of him once a week to update the process of his decomposition. Then I will take his shell and make a necklace of him. Oh stop your judging, i didn't kill him, God did. the fat live amongst us, embrace capitalism.
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fancier:
That guy who messed up your nut needs to get his teeth knocked out.

Forrealz.
Sep 9, 2004
chiclet:
oh man. i had a tiny little turtle named mr goompy in college. he would stand on his rock sometimes and do yoga. well, it looked like yoga, with one of his legs sticking out for long periods of time. i miss mr goompy. lets hug and cry!
Sep 9, 2004

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