Wednesday Dec 01, 2004

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This morning I wrote up one of my practicals and for the whole day I have been in a very methodical mood. I wrote a lot of lists. Now I am going to write another one. It will be a happy list because no-one likes those sad depressed types.

Things I like:
1. Being drunk on the intynet, like right now.

+ I laugh at silly things.
+ I say silly things.
- I spill a glass of water on my keyboard.

2. Making people happy.

+ I don't have to go out of my way to make someone else's day a bit better.
+ If I do go out of my way, that's pretty special 'cause I don't usually like anyone that much! So then they feel even better!
+ It makes me happy too, so I guess I just do it for myself... selfish!
- Depends on what you're doing really. There isn't a negative here. Move on.

3. Relish

+ It's tasty on anything ever in the entire world, part four.
- It's so tasty that people come over and eat all of it!

4. Being picky

+ You only get the best.
+ No drama.
- 'Long periods of defecit.' (Someone used that phrase in a lecture and it has been stuck in my head.)


Phrases or words that you can't use because you sound like a twat:
1. Gnar gnar brah
2. Homeslice
3. Homebody
4. Homebat
5. Fuckin' A (my dad said this to me once blackeyed )


This is all.
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jlobiafra:
I like being drunk on the internet too, definite fun, especially when you wake up the next day and have forgotton you were on the internet and discover what you wrote!
alternate:
I'm still really good at not getting up before 10am, although it's quite harsh getting rudely awaken by your boss screaming at you to get your arse in the office frown

I just noticed the fuckin' A bit, my mum always says eveything is "naff" and thinks she is cool. If anyone ever says that word it makes me cringe.

Nice taste in music wink , I went to a sublime tribute night earlier this year in New York. Was awesome fun

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