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Hmmm . . . I really should have updated by now shouldn't I.
Well, what's been happening. Urm, quite a lot really.
Had 3 lovely, if not slightly boring, weeks in Houston TX for training for my new job in the Oil and Gas Industry. Was in the classroom every day doing copious tests. Only had 3 days off. First one - Jetlag, second - got lost, third - monumental hangover (damn you neighbourhood Hooters).
Since then, I've done a week long North Sea survival course (first aid, firefighting, boring Norweigian legislature and Helicopter Underwater Escape Training, joy of joys!!!). After that, I had a week of working in Holland, and have just come back from three weeks on the Brittania platform in the British sector of the North Sea. Been gone so long, I wasn't able to comment on anybodys journals or even welcome any of you nutters who decided to be my friends!!!
Anyway, all of that aside, I've just bought myself a new Sony Vaio laptop, and a lovely new Siemens mobile phone, both to replace ageing relics. Tried to buy a Creative as well, but Dixons had sold out
. . . and that's about it. Three long long months squeezed into handy bitesize chunks for easy literary digestion.


WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY!?!?!?