woodstock

Today is my day off, so I must, must, must get to cleaning my house! I have put it off for far too long.

But where to start...

Random thought of the day:

Did you know that your body cannot tell the difference between a sneeze and an orgasm. Your brain can, but your body can't. Ever notice how your nipples get hard when you sneeze? I sneeze as often as possible.

Update:
Well so far instead of cleaning my house, I have ordered an SG tee shirt, went shopping at torrid and spent too much money (well, they had a woodstock tee shirt that says supa fly on it. my nickname (and generally my handle except here) is woodstock because when I was a baby I had really blonde hair that stuck up in front, so my family called me woodstock. so obviously I had to get it.), and have managed to waste half the day away. arrrgh. Well, I am off tomorrow too, so we shall see.