I skipped out on a wedding today. I mean, I wish her well and all, but knowing two people is not a comfy way to go into one of these things. If I had someone to tag along, it'd be fine, but I knew the bride and her dad...yeah, that's something I can kill a few hours talking to, right? At a wedding? T'cha. So I didn't do that thing.
Which brings up Wierd Things Happening As I Grow Up #558. #472 is my hair turning odly grey LIKE MAGIC over the course of about a week. Yeah, I just kind of woke up one morning and went "Holy balls, I'm kind of gray!" I blame depression and malnourishment, which happened in spades just before that happened. #558 I blame on people getting bored. "I'm done with school...what else is there to do? I'll settle down and pump out spawn for the next 20-30 years. Sounds like a plan." Good for you, I guess, but I've got a lot of life left in me before I let some mewling spawn re-define my happy-go-lucky life! Okay, that came off as harsh, trust me, I'm good with the kiddies, and I would like to not ever be able to have nice things again, eventually. But first, I need to kick some ass and take some names. I've got a world to tame, and any kind of permenant relationship would tether it a little too harshly. Not that I'm not interested in enjoyin' the moment now...baby....
If everything goes according to plan, there is a solid chance I will have a digital camera circa the end of this month. Which means I will become a mancamwhore the likes of which the intarweb has never seen. You want pictures of random shit I think is amusing? I promise you, they will be yours. And you'll be able ot see my newly gray hair and an angle of my face that isn't me staring up into a camera. Yipee? Perhaps!
Now, I need to get back to my short story about a farm boy trying to have sweaty drunk sex with Catwoman. Cuz, man, what's up with that?
PS: Everyone buy Alexis presents! A girl who does a spread with a Pee Wee Herman doll DESERVES gifts!
PPS: New favorite word for the for now: Man-Pretty. It's the Vocab Dou Jour! Try it with me: "Yeah, he looks okay, but he's kind of Man-Pretty." or "Hot damn! That dude is man-pretty all over the place!" I loves me some adjectives.
Which brings up Wierd Things Happening As I Grow Up #558. #472 is my hair turning odly grey LIKE MAGIC over the course of about a week. Yeah, I just kind of woke up one morning and went "Holy balls, I'm kind of gray!" I blame depression and malnourishment, which happened in spades just before that happened. #558 I blame on people getting bored. "I'm done with school...what else is there to do? I'll settle down and pump out spawn for the next 20-30 years. Sounds like a plan." Good for you, I guess, but I've got a lot of life left in me before I let some mewling spawn re-define my happy-go-lucky life! Okay, that came off as harsh, trust me, I'm good with the kiddies, and I would like to not ever be able to have nice things again, eventually. But first, I need to kick some ass and take some names. I've got a world to tame, and any kind of permenant relationship would tether it a little too harshly. Not that I'm not interested in enjoyin' the moment now...baby....
If everything goes according to plan, there is a solid chance I will have a digital camera circa the end of this month. Which means I will become a mancamwhore the likes of which the intarweb has never seen. You want pictures of random shit I think is amusing? I promise you, they will be yours. And you'll be able ot see my newly gray hair and an angle of my face that isn't me staring up into a camera. Yipee? Perhaps!
Now, I need to get back to my short story about a farm boy trying to have sweaty drunk sex with Catwoman. Cuz, man, what's up with that?
PS: Everyone buy Alexis presents! A girl who does a spread with a Pee Wee Herman doll DESERVES gifts!
PPS: New favorite word for the for now: Man-Pretty. It's the Vocab Dou Jour! Try it with me: "Yeah, he looks okay, but he's kind of Man-Pretty." or "Hot damn! That dude is man-pretty all over the place!" I loves me some adjectives.
It does not, alas, appear to be in the cards.