Just some mid week humor from my fave comedian Steven Wright 
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Hope everyone is having a great week
Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
A fool and his money are soon partying.
Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
Hope everyone is having a great week
carrotglaze:
LOL!
trilby:
ha ha ha they're great, week is going ok thanks