Humor for this week 
Funny Statements:
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come .
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Well done is better than well said .
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die
Funny Statements:
Before borrowing money from a friend, decide whether you need more.
Death is hereditary.
There are three sides to every argument: your side, my side and the right side.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
Many things can be preserved in alcohol. Dignity is not one of them.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Cheer up, the worst is yet to come .
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Well done is better than well said .
Everyone makes mistakes. The trick is to make them when nobody is looking.
Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die