wolverine43

I am bored, really didn't get a whole lot accomplished this weekend, I am OK with that mind you

Here are a few humourous quotes I thought you might like

"I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in." -- Unknown

"Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity." -- George Carlin

After we pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is NOT our friend!

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

"Today's subliminal thought is:"

All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory

Don't make me mad. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Help wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?

LOL

So here is a question for you if you care to answer it, if not on the blog you can also send me a message:

Do you have any regrets in your life thus far and if you do what is it?

If you want to know mine just ask

Thats all for now have a great week