Been a while since an update. So, last week, I went to my company's holiday party and got fucking hammered....HAMMERED but on the bright side, I had the best costume.
The War on Christmas
I really don't understand it, I really don't. How do people, no..., how do Christians possibly believe there's a war on Christmas? Oh, Wal-Mart says "Merry Christmas" now....I'm boycotting them anyway, but fuck them even harder now. I guess when people posses a majority they think everything they do is right. People are dumb. Why don't people just go away? I guess then the world would be no fun without them.....but anyway, the concept of the "War on Christmas"makes me want to punch every Christian I come across.
The Misc.
Taking a break from the stand up for the holidays. Also I can hopefull write some more material in the mean time.
Gonna go back to Texas again for the break. My last visit made me so sad. I don't understand what is wrong with people. There is a little town outside of Austin called Bee Caves. They used to love the environment and fought tooth and nail to prevent 1 fucking McDonald's into the area. They made the McDonald's have no signs, have a green roof to blend into the surrounding area and all this cool stuff. They were, one part, of what I loved about the Austin area as a whole. Now, there are 2 malls in Bee Caves. Two useless fucking malls. All the stores that exist in those malls exist in other areas roughly 10 minute drives away. 10 FUCKING MINUTES. Seriously, Californian transplants (yes I blame them all) are destroying Texas. It makes me sad. At least downtown Austin is still great. Just the 'burbs are selling out. Urban sprawl makes me so sad. Again, fucking people.....
Anyway, enough ranting. I hope people have a good vacation if you got it. I hope everyone appreciates the time with their family if they got it. I know families can suck, I still sort of hate my dad, but the more I think about it, the more families, much like friends are a gift. Not everyone has a family, anyone can not have a family. Now, this is assuming that your family deserves respect and spending time with. So, have fun with your families. All families are cooky, dysfunctional, but you know what, you can't get rid of them so you might as well have fun. Also, board games fucking rock during the holidays. Seriously. 
It's hard to face the truth sometimes
God I feel so useless
Hope you're doing well. Your fantasy football "skill" is impressive. Seriously, did you hack the system to set up that schedule of yours?
Oh, and I completely feel you on the suburban sprawl. Sorry to drag you into the middle of it for Saturday. But there are wineries at least.