wolfyone

I can not believe how this day has gone..lmao! I mean I started off in a funk, a bad one too, and here I sit laughing over some seriously crazy shit. My mood was definitely lifted by the one and only TnT, I won't post her full name, just scroll down and find her in my comments if u haven't checked her out, you need to..like now, stop reading this and go check out this sinsational future SG. OK, so back to the insanity. This morning I get a text from a random chick from facebook...she got my number off my page and decided to text me saying "you should be my next boyfriend"...I cocked my eyebrow and typed back, we've never even hung out...she says but still your cute. She says brb and I dont hear from her for the rest of the day. About an hour ago or so I get a text from her saying "hey my boyfriend came home tonight but is it cool if we still talk cuz your a cutie" I humor her and reply simply sure, thats fine. Whatever right? About 10 minutes go by and she texts me again.."I wanted to have sex with him but he never wants to do it, do think hes fucking someone else?" I giggle to myself and reply..maybe maybe not..i have no idea.. She then decides to tell me shes incredibly horny and wants dick. Laughter on my part ensues. I simply say Im sorry. Another 10 minutes go by and she comes back with a text saying "I got a question", I say go ahead. 2 minutes later..."HOW BIG ARE YOU?" I nearly choke on my coffee and let out a loud UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE, YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME? Sounding straight out of Sopranos. I decide to play the game and tell her, Im not big, my tongue is my weapon of choice. She comes back with, "yeah but like how many inches" I say probably not big enough for you", as I giggle to myself. A couple minutes pass when I get the following text...verbatim "Oh yeah? Its been awhile since donnie last went down below but when he did eat it he drove me nuts. I couldn't wait for him to stick his dick in me fuck i wish i was having sex RIGHT NOW" Again I say Im sorry..I really have no clue what she wants me to say, maybe she wants me to invite her to have a friendly fuck and get to know me session. She replies, "oh but do you still have sex?" This text perplexes me, like what do you mean still??? Before I can respond she texts me with this mindboggler..."I wanna kiss you...zzzzzzzzz". WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT MEAN..DID THE BITCH FALL ASLEEP THINKING ABOUT WANTING TO KISS ME??? Really? I haven't heard from her since that one, so maybe she did actually fall asleep. Now this may seem very strange to most of you, however this is my life. I swear I attract either crazies, psychotiks, married women, women in some form of situation that puts a serious strain on any dating possibilites or women that no man would ever consider dating cuz they are just entirely too far over the rainbow. So if my blogs seem a bit disturbed or mad, or I seem a bit frustrated or depressed or even angry at times..remember this tale...truly anything is possible in my life. Big thanks again to TnT and Sith and of course the lovely Merlowe for all the kind words. I wish you all well here at SG..until next time. Cheers!