mmmm I had a dream last nigth that I ravaged the lead singer of the Red Hot Chilli Peppers. Man would i do that if I had the chance he has been my biggest crush since I was 11. yes while other little girls were fantasizing the new kids on the block i was painting chilli peppers murals and dreaming of flea and anthony. I am working the worst show in the history of man kind tonight, a parody gospel show . uggg I went looking for jobs yesterday and of course i was offered the one i really didn't want i dont even know why i went in there. keep your fingers crossed for me to get a better offer in the next two weeks. mmmm my first pop of the day slides down nice.
I've dsecided to lie on my resume and say i have waitressing experience. thats the only way to not get stuck being a hostess in a shitty restaurant. (dont tell anyone) i figure i'll learne fast or make an ass of myself either way i'll get a job.
I've dsecided to lie on my resume and say i have waitressing experience. thats the only way to not get stuck being a hostess in a shitty restaurant. (dont tell anyone) i figure i'll learne fast or make an ass of myself either way i'll get a job.
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A parody gospel show sounds like it could either be really funny or really horrible.
*Crosses fingers*