Thanks to the L word I have an amazing list of words to replace toit and pussy they're getting old
pretty pink pearl
tongue trap
bald man in a boat
calcunta
stretch that leather
dip the chip
shuck the oyster
the lips between the hips
furry monkey
panty hampster
cooter
bikini biscuit
smurf crease
cat flaps
hairy goblet
fish taco
cream collector
dug out
love mitten
mermaids pocket
the pink velvet sausage wallet
the power slot
bermuda triangle
pork shutters
verticle smile
and of course camel toe as seen bellow, add to my list
pretty pink pearl
tongue trap
bald man in a boat
calcunta
stretch that leather
dip the chip
shuck the oyster
the lips between the hips
furry monkey
panty hampster
cooter
bikini biscuit
smurf crease
cat flaps
hairy goblet
fish taco
cream collector
dug out
love mitten
mermaids pocket
the pink velvet sausage wallet
the power slot
bermuda triangle
pork shutters
verticle smile
and of course camel toe as seen bellow, add to my list
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presleyan:
i've heard you like the smoked meat. I feel like you should add that to your list of vaginal terms. 
liadan:
that is so hilarious.... I think i prefer "mermaids pocket" the best... will have to contemplate any thing to add to your list! 
