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Sleeping in on weekends, or anytime I'm not waking up from an alarm, means not only am I the happiest I can be, it also means I get to remember my dreams. Like remembering being out on a ledge on the second story of my high school standing in the snow, dressed only in my underwear. Why would I be out there? Only because of the big Grizzly Bear that wanted to knaw on my thigh bone came in once again to my dressing room. We had the big bears that we were training for use in the drama dept... except they kept getting loose over and over.
The next thing I know I'm dealing with a super asshole teacher. I offer to get him coffee. I then proceeded to pee in the coffee, but woke up before I could find him to give it to him. And there ya go!