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Without even trying, the 1" of snow, the boys outside chopping wood, the woodstove blaring and the homemade hot chocolate solved all my "rut" issues yesterday.
Happy Holidays!

It's my first winter in business and things are good, but tight--I'm not gonna lie! I've got bills to pay and Christmas presents to buy so here's my shameless business plug for anyone needing a gift for themselves or for someone else (DC/Baltimore area also Hagerstown, MD, Winchester VA, or Martinsburg, WV--or someone who travels for good tattoos!)
Ok kiddos, here's the deal: the $300...
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I'm searching for a song/band that I'd recognize if I heard it, but can't remember much, having only seen the video twice.
Maybe someone here can help?
The video was a random "artist on the rise" or "somebody to watch" kinda quick, not played much thing.
There were two guys walking through the desert, getting beat up, hung, shot while tied to a stake and...
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I have the opportunity to get tattooed but I'm so cold and can't say I'm up for it today. I never thought there'd come a day where I would pass on a tattoo...
I'm supposed to get the Evil Monkey from Family Guy. First, i can't find a place for it where it won't mess up other plans and second, the artist wants to do...
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Ok kids, I have bills to pay, so here's a shameless plug:

If you <3 me, or even remotely find me at least a bit entertaining, go to my shop's Facebook Page and be a fan. Hit "like" or "share" or whatever and help me get my numbers up. It's what I want for Christmas---and some new latex-wear, but that's a different post for a...
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Holy shitballs, batman. It's FUCKING COLD and it's only just begun...
Months of misery with no end in sight.
I was born in the wrong place, I'm certain. I should'a been born where clothing is optional and bare feet are standard.
Let the complaining commence.

Hunting season started in my area today and my new house is prime spot for deer. They can't come onto my property, but I see them parked near me and running around in their orange vests. I'm not against hunting personally, just a little bothered by hearing gunshots outside my back door! Ahhh, the things I have to put up with to live where I...
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I should stop posting when drinking.
I got online this morning to find a drunken rant about porn all over my social networks. I'm so predictable!

But I got good use from my red rubber bed sheets last night

In need of a sugar daddy...or a winning lottery ticket...or just a gift card? Oh, fuck it, who am I kidding, I'd be happy finding a dollar bill in the laundry!
But all in all...I love my life.
I spent all morning up until around noon thinking it was Friday already. What a pleasant surprise to find it's only Thursday! I still have another day...
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It's flippin' windy outside today and fucking cold, to boot!
I'm in a great mood, despite the weather and I think I'mma go get a cold beer for lunch.

I got a new vibrator AND all new porn!!!! I've had a wonderful couple of days And my GF got to watch....

Oh, sweet Jesus, indeed!