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Saturday Jun 27, 2009

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O M G. 2ND wet t shirt contest in the lovely state of alaska yielded positive results once again. I have near 25+ decent pictures of women that would be considered beutiful for up here and average for people from the lower 48 states. My standards of course do not exist since I still have my V card stapled to my forehead (if you have to ask you ruined the pun).......

Yes, I have pictures of a wild night at the bar, lots of boobs and a few booties. No, I did not take any of them home with me, but for the record, I got to go into the men's bathroom a total of 3 times with a (pleasantly plump) chick who I found out later was married, she had the hugest booooooobs in the whole bar, and she asked me personally to switch shirts with her for the day because she loved my " I <3 BOOBIES" shirt I boughtin Anchorage recently.

The first time we switched, and I got her... XXL under-tank top.... I even got to see her boobs cuz she flashed me, that kicked ass. I don't even care if my shirt got stretched a bit, I did this in the name of boobs and I felt great about it. The second time, prolly less than an hour after the first, she saw I looked goofy with my entire chest showing out of her tank top, it nearly dragged the ground, and she wanted to switch back. I was like--- AWESOME! So I got my booby shirt back. It smells of cigarettes.... but it was worth it.

After all was said and done, after all the contestants did their thing and were voted down to one final winner.... I hunted her down seeing as how I had one picture left.... and said "OMG I have to get a goodbye-picture of your boobs before I leave!!!!!!" Oh and BTW I had not had a single drop of alcohol all night..... so yeah. She agreed, we went to the bathroom a third time and BAM, out came those monsters... I had to move my drooping jaw out of the way of the camera so I could get a decent pic biggrin GOOOOODDAAAAM I love boobies so yeah, that's a win for me tonight and I look forward to one more bash before I leave this Airforce Base!

So far, since my career, I have been to 2 wet t-shirt contests, 2 autograph sessions with pornstars at the Castle Adult Megastore, and been to a few parties with a few friends. This is WAY more than I got before the airforce, so yay and goodnight! biggrin biggrin biggrin (pics comming soon!)
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