1. The man beside me on the train today had 12 toes.
2. Walked into a barbershop yesterday and paid $2 to get my head shaved.
3. The way to a girl's heart is with pineapple.
jozsef:
A lot of things are cheap in those countries. Here in Canada, I can barely afford the standard allotment of ten toes. Shall I assume you still possess both ears after that shaving transaction? As for the pineapple, should I walk around with one or more of them prominently displayed? This is timely advice and I don't want to mess it up. It's been a long drought.