Thats it, I'm not gonna turn on the AC for another three months at least. And I'm only going to run the heat enough to keep the pipes from freezing. All because of the cops and their precious "Stop" signs. We all know that the only reason that its illegal to run them is because they are to small to write "Stop, unless you can...
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Damnit, why do they call it a day off if I still have to go in to work? 
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russo:
"I'm not even suppose to be here today!!"
nachthound:
fuck it kill them all
She'd never love another
All the day I sing a song
bout how I fucked your mother
Even though you always thought
She'd never love another.
tra lee tra la and toodle loo
And now I'll sing a song for you
All the say I sing a song
bout the time I screwed your sister
Confidentialy her hole's so big
A rhino couldn't miss her....
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All the day I sing a song
bout how I fucked your mother
Even though you always thought
She'd never love another.
tra lee tra la and toodle loo
And now I'll sing a song for you
All the say I sing a song
bout the time I screwed your sister
Confidentialy her hole's so big
A rhino couldn't miss her....
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A pram
I want to buy a cow
and name it fred
so that lassie can come and say
"Goddamn, freds dead."
"He fell in the well"
"Oh Hell"
The well?
The marvelous well?
Oh not the well with the tinkling bell!
Why couldn't he have died in the ditch
That bitch
Why couln't he have died in his sleep?
Or fucking sheep?
Or playing...
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I want to buy a cow
and name it fred
so that lassie can come and say
"Goddamn, freds dead."
"He fell in the well"
"Oh Hell"
The well?
The marvelous well?
Oh not the well with the tinkling bell!
Why couldn't he have died in the ditch
That bitch
Why couln't he have died in his sleep?
Or fucking sheep?
Or playing...
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hellcatjustine:
dude, you are one sick puppy.
but I like you anyway
but I like you anyway
emperor_tane:
Tane
Tane
Dammnit life, where the fuck is that winning lottery ticket you owe me?? 
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emperor_tane:
LOL.. I thought things were going my way at work... I won a free candy bar.. Kit Kats are having this thing where you get a free candy bar ... So I thought wow.. I got free food... nope.. I had to pay the tax... so it's not REALLY free.
But I shouldn't complain.. It only costed 4 cent
Tane
But I shouldn't complain.. It only costed 4 cent
Tane
joshof13thfloor:
You still looking for that ticket, brother?
Have you tried looking for quarters under the machines at all night laundrymats?
-Josh
Have you tried looking for quarters under the machines at all night laundrymats?
-Josh
So I was standing in line at the drugstore this afternoon, debating whether to get a box of nerds or go on a murderous rampage, when who to my wander eyes should appear but the dude I met at the grocery store about a month ago! With his girlfriend!! Talk about awkward!
Backstory: I was browsing the frozen burrito section and absentmindedly rammed my cart...
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Backstory: I was browsing the frozen burrito section and absentmindedly rammed my cart...
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emperor_tane:
Damn dude... why does stuff like this never happen to me...
Tane
Tane
shmidol:
yeah. stuff like that never happens to me either. 
Haha, there was a shooting today, and I spent most of the day sitting at the front door of the hospital with a picture of the guy who shot his ex, making sure he didn't sneak in.
I also agreed to work untill 11pm (I usually work till 8) nad I just got off work, and am fucking wired as hell.
I also agreed to work untill 11pm (I usually work till 8) nad I just got off work, and am fucking wired as hell.
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shmidol:
You'll give me a massage, huh?
Well, I need one!
Well, I need one!
joshof13thfloor:
Good to know.
Dude, what do you think about postponing the camping trip?
-Josh
Dude, what do you think about postponing the camping trip?
-Josh
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misterplaid:
I'm sitting here bored waiting to go to work... sometimes third shift is a bitch... only good thing is sneaking in on my girlfriend while she's sleeping very, very early in the morning...
mister plaid
mister plaid
chuck5317:
Damn.... your grandmother is STILL getting her hair done? Its been like six days!! How much hair does she have??
Woohoo!!!
Got off work, went to Target , got the shitty ass put it together yourself computer desk, got home, put it together, only got one thing wrong (second thing, didn't notice till the last step ), it didn't collapse under the weight of my 19" CRT, its not too wobbly, I'd say it was a job well done!
This is my first actual compuer...
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Got off work, went to Target
, got the shitty ass put it together yourself computer desk, got home, put it together, only got one thing wrong (second thing, didn't notice till the last step ), it didn't collapse under the weight of my 19" CRT, its not too wobbly, I'd say it was a job well done!
This is my first actual compuer...
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joshof13thfloor:
LOL.
Dude, if it weren't for the wife and kiddies then my place would so be a cross between white trash and fantasy/horror.
When my wife and I were dating I had this great big poster of the Grim Reaper hanging over my bed and the eye sockets would follow you wherever you went in the room. My wife made me take it down because it gave her the serious creeps.
-Josh
Dude, if it weren't for the wife and kiddies then my place would so be a cross between white trash and fantasy/horror.
When my wife and I were dating I had this great big poster of the Grim Reaper hanging over my bed and the eye sockets would follow you wherever you went in the room. My wife made me take it down because it gave her the serious creeps.
-Josh
dollbabyamy:
I scored a perfect score on the reading and english parts of the ACT and a 10 on the math section. Where's my weak point?!
Holy shit, today was crazy. I spent most of the day sneaking the survivors of the bus crash out the back door while someone else kept the media busy out front. For those who don't know what I'm talking about, go here, although there are only two patients still in our hospital, the rest were either discharged or taken to the Med. also, the...
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hellcatjustine:
what is this money you speak of?
where can I get some?
where can I get some?
heathavoid:
of course I'm 100% right! 