Uggh.
I just did that thing where you start to burp and end up kind of puking into your mouth, and then you swallow it.
Not pleasant.
In other news, I had one of the strangest homo-erotic (thats supposed to be hyphenated, right?) dreams I've ever had.
It was like this bad, 80's gay porn starring me and one of my distant cousins.
The weird thing is that he really isn't my type at all, I usually go fo more sleek, lightly muscled, hairless, swimmer type guys, and he's more like me, big and hairy. So, as best I can remeber it, we are watching a movie or something, and totally out of the blue I start rubbing my hand on his crotch (I must have been drunk, I'm a slut when I'm drunk) and I slowly work my way into his shorts, he's all frozen in shock. (and hard as a rock
) After a bit of under pants rubbing, I pull down his shorts and start to suck his dick. It doesn't take long for him to get off, and after I suck him dry, I start to finger his asshole. He gets up, his dick still standing out like the mast of a capsized ship, and leaves the room, presumably to go to the bathroom?
I grab a tub of vaseline and start slathering it on my my own hardon, and he comes back in rubbing vaseline into his asshole and stroking his balls. He sits down in front of me, and I kind of jerk him off with my greasy hand for a moment, rubbing my hardon against his back. Then he leans forward against the wall at the side of the bed, and I come up behind him and enter him, supprisingly easily in retrospect (considering he has probably never been fucked in the ass before). I start fucking him, and the dream kind of fades away, as they often do.
Coincidentally, it has been some time since I have done anything sexual with a guy, I wonder if this dream means something?
It sure as hell isn't wish fufillment.
Well, thats what I've been dreaming of (that, and the usuall world conquest with the army of brainwashed zombie cyborgs), what have you been dreaming of?
I just did that thing where you start to burp and end up kind of puking into your mouth, and then you swallow it.
Not pleasant.
In other news, I had one of the strangest homo-erotic (thats supposed to be hyphenated, right?) dreams I've ever had.
It was like this bad, 80's gay porn starring me and one of my distant cousins.
The weird thing is that he really isn't my type at all, I usually go fo more sleek, lightly muscled, hairless, swimmer type guys, and he's more like me, big and hairy. So, as best I can remeber it, we are watching a movie or something, and totally out of the blue I start rubbing my hand on his crotch (I must have been drunk, I'm a slut when I'm drunk) and I slowly work my way into his shorts, he's all frozen in shock. (and hard as a rock
) After a bit of under pants rubbing, I pull down his shorts and start to suck his dick. It doesn't take long for him to get off, and after I suck him dry, I start to finger his asshole. He gets up, his dick still standing out like the mast of a capsized ship, and leaves the room, presumably to go to the bathroom?
I grab a tub of vaseline and start slathering it on my my own hardon, and he comes back in rubbing vaseline into his asshole and stroking his balls. He sits down in front of me, and I kind of jerk him off with my greasy hand for a moment, rubbing my hardon against his back. Then he leans forward against the wall at the side of the bed, and I come up behind him and enter him, supprisingly easily in retrospect (considering he has probably never been fucked in the ass before). I start fucking him, and the dream kind of fades away, as they often do.
Coincidentally, it has been some time since I have done anything sexual with a guy, I wonder if this dream means something?
It sure as hell isn't wish fufillment.
Well, thats what I've been dreaming of (that, and the usuall world conquest with the army of brainwashed zombie cyborgs), what have you been dreaming of?
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