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Just a quick entry to kill some time.

I am currently in the smack dab middle of a wonderfull three day weekend.
I have invented several new drinks, and I seem to have recently lost my glass, which is disturbing. I don't mean to alarm anyone, but it may have been stolen for rocket fuel by the Islamic North Korean Communazis that I have been...
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jovanka:
BOO!
joshof13thfloor:
Islamic North Korean Communazis? I think i saw those guys at the Waffle House last night, they were two seats down from the guy dressed as Fred Flinstone and Elvis.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Its a beautiful day outside!

Ummm...

Just thought I'd throw up a weather update, since I haven't posted recently.

Other than the weather, life seems to be progressing normally, nothing super good has happened, but nothing horrible has occured either.

On the work front, I recently discovered exactly how much crap a diseased, corpulent 440 pound man can hold when he suddenly ceased to hold...
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I have been so lazy lately, too lazy even to write anything here.
The plastic blew off of my couch in the barn, and I'm too lazy to go put it back.

Why do I have a plastic covered (untill recently) couch in my barn?
Well, you see, early last year a friend and I decided that we would get a house together. He still...
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joshof13thfloor:
Hey, what up man?

I would have killed the roommate that never was. Killed him and buried him in the backyard of the dream house. Or maybe that's just a me sort of thing to do, eh?

Later. peace.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
hellcatjustine:
YES!!! Exactly!

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I don't know about y'all, but I seem to get flashes of meaning every now and then.
Like, last week I had to bag a patient and take them to the morgue, and as I was moving them from their bed to the morgue cart I had a flash.
I'm standing here with this thing cradled in my arms that only an hour ago was...
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witchhunter:
You're telling me.
hellcatjustine:
are you hiding? is there anyone home? I rang the bell but got no answer.

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Wow, I just sneezed so hard I had a trancedental experience.

I think I'm going to dig out my video cam and record some of those public service anouncements that I've been writing.
That oughta keep me from doing anything practical this weekend. miao!! ARRR!!!
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joshof13thfloor:
Well, it could be worse, you could be listening to Johnny Cashs' "Sunday morning coming down" while hating yourself, life, the universe, and everything in-between. Bah, this entry sucks ass. I score again.

Peace. Later.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
witchhunter:
miao!! ARRR!!!

[Edited on Jan 26, 2004 9:37PM]
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I feel like making an entry here, but I'm not really sure that I have anything worth writing about.

The events of late have been no different than the events of any other period of time, a series of plodding banalities that are the lived equvilent of talking aobut the weather.
I seem to be a great creator of grooves, fitting myself into one comfy...
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joshof13thfloor:
Not really i guess. There is definitely something to be said for comfy notches.

Come and join us on the boards sometime if you can and want to. I have a blast fuckin' about and making jokes. At least it's something to do, right?

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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Uggh.
I just did that thing where you start to burp and end up kind of puking into your mouth, and then you swallow it.

Not pleasant.

In other news, I had one of the strangest homo-erotic (thats supposed to be hyphenated, right?) dreams I've ever had.

It was like this bad, 80's gay porn starring me and one of my distant cousins.
The weird...
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joshof13thfloor:
Hope you had a happy new year!

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
joshof13thfloor:
Dude, time to update. Seriously.

-Josh EL SUICIDO LOCO
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I was promised cheese if I updated my journal, so, here goes!!

Ummmm...

A lot of people seem to be dying lately.
I work at a hospita las sort of an underpaid orderly, and today (sunday) we had to take seven people to the morgue, I think we did three saturday, and we usually average like, five a week, if that many.

I burned off...
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zarina:
Dude... you've been missing from every where for so long! Glad to see you're still alive and kicking.
witchhunter:
Yeah, I had to go from broadband to dialup, and that made it harder for me to keep up with all my net stuff frown
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Ahh another journal entry.That makes two!

ummm...

I might be getting an additional job soon, so I can, you know, buy food and stuff.

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joshof13thfloor:
Damn, dude, you're never here.

If and when you ever show up again there has been an SGTN group created. Check it out.

Peace.

-Josh
0theamazingrando:
I will give you cheese if you update your journal.
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Well, I figured it was time I finally wrote something in here, seeing as how I hadn't yet.

Does that make any sense?

Anyway, Hi biggrin to anyone who might read this, and to everyone who doesn't, you suck!

Ta ta for now!