witchhunter

I been manicly cleaning and rearranging my apartment all day. If any of you had ever seen it, you wouldn't recognize it. It even smells different. Apparently cleaning the month's worth of dirty dishes will do that. Well, I say clean, but I actually just threw most of them away.

Finally got most of my art up, and moved all the stuff that I sat...
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Almost finished with my halloween costume, I'll post pics eventually.

Update!
I died in the tornado, and am now in the GREAT BEYOND!!!!

Unfortunately, it isn't really that great.
The afterlife is depressingly similar to the otherlife, except that bourbon is slightly cheaper here, and porn is much tamer. But hey, as long as they have internet, it's not all bad!

Wish i had a video camera. I can see the tornado on the horizon. Ill try to get some pics. Hope i dont die!

I am soaked to the BONE.

I was getting ready to go home, doing my paperwork and stuff this evening and they called a rapid response to the vistor parking lot. A rapid response means that someone who is not a patient jas been injured, and members of the rapid responce team (certain resperatory personnel, swat nurses, appointed orderlies, and security)who aren't tied up have...
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Thats it, I'm not gonna turn on the AC for another three months at least. And I'm only going to run the heat enough to keep the pipes from freezing. All because of the cops and their precious "Stop" signs. We all know that the only reason that its illegal to run them is because they are to small to write "Stop, unless you can...
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Damnit, why do they call it a day off if I still have to go in to work?

She'd never love another



All the day I sing a song
bout how I fucked your mother
Even though you always thought
She'd never love another.
tra lee tra la and toodle loo
And now I'll sing a song for you
All the say I sing a song
bout the time I screwed your sister
Confidentialy her hole's so big
A rhino couldn't miss her....
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A pram

I want to buy a cow
and name it fred
so that lassie can come and say
"Goddamn, freds dead."
"He fell in the well"
"Oh Hell"
The well?
The marvelous well?
Oh not the well with the tinkling bell!
Why couldn't he have died in the ditch
That bitch
Why couln't he have died in his sleep?
Or fucking sheep?
Or playing...
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Dammnit life, where the fuck is that winning lottery ticket you owe me??

So I was standing in line at the drugstore this afternoon, debating whether to get a box of nerds or go on a murderous rampage, when who to my wander eyes should appear but the dude I met at the grocery store about a month ago! With his girlfriend!! Talk about awkward!

Backstory: I was browsing the frozen burrito section and absentmindedly rammed my cart...
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Haha, there was a shooting today, and I spent most of the day sitting at the front door of the hospital with a picture of the guy who shot his ex, making sure he didn't sneak in.

I also agreed to work untill 11pm (I usually work till 8) nad I just got off work, and am fucking wired as hell.