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One of the best conversations I've ever had on the internet occurred last night, and I've got the transcript to prove it:


(censored): look at a particular block in the url: http://www.cnn.com/2004/HEALTH/diet.fitness/10/21/diet.sperm.ap/index.html

wingedyouth: what, diet.sperm.ap?

(censored): from the makers of Sperm Dry and Sperm Blue (tap the peppermint glacier!)

wingedyouth: Hee hee

wingedyouth: Sperm LITE

wingedyouth: Sperm ONE

(censored): Sperm Zero

wingedyouth: All the great sperm taste

wingedyouth: OH GOD NO I WENT THERE

(censored): Sperm Berryclear ReMix

wingedyouth: HAHAHA

(censored): Sperm: Code Red

(censored): Orange Sperm

(censored): me-ron su-pa-mu

wingedyouth: Sperm: Pitch Black

(censored): Dr. Sperm

(censored): Sperm-Up

(censored): Royal Sperm Cola

wingedyouth: Spunk, the Sam's club alternative

(censored): Vanilla Cherry Sperm (a Fountain Classic)

wingedyouth: Gomen ne Sperm

(censored): Boss: Sperm

wingedyouth: Sperm si

(censored): Sperm? Si.

wingedyouth: Dr. Brown's Diet Fudge Sperm

(censored): hours i could do this

wingedyouth: Cherry Sperm-ade

(censored): Stewart's Key Lime Sperm

wingedyouth: Jones' Sperm Implosion

wingedyouth: try not to think too hard about that last one

(censored): too late

wingedyouth: HAHAHA

(censored): Rock Star (...Sperm!)

wingedyouth: Starbuck's DoubleSperm

(censored): good one

(censored): Sperm2

wingedyouth: Sperm EDGE

(censored): New Sperm

(censored): (that took awhile)

wingedyouth: Crystal Sperm

wingedyouth: RIGHT NOW!

(censored): DaSpermi

(censored): ...i'm sory for that

(censored): *sorry

wingedyouth: PermCroix

(censored): LeSperm, surely?

wingedyouth: ...how did I leave the S off of that one?

wingedyouth: LAsperm

(censored): Clearly Canadian Sperm

wingedyouth: Spermier'

(censored): Spermtopia

wingedyouth: Tazo Sperm Infusion

(censored): Little Penguin Sperm

wingedyouth: Arizona Spermology Herbal Tonic

wingedyouth: Sobe Lizard Sperm

(censored): Chubby

(censored): it's just fun to say

wingedyouth: HAHAHAHAHA

wingedyouth: And disturbingly topical

wingedyouth: I Like my sugar with coffee and sperm

(censored): Strawberry Creme Frapachino

wingedyouth: hmmm

wingedyouth: Can you work some sperm into that?

(censored): i was doing creme = sprem

wingedyouth: OOh Sprem

(censored): Spermberry Creme Frapachino

wingedyouth: There we go

(censored): Spermberry... gross.

wingedyouth: It's a delicate blend of Strawberries, raspberries, tazo black currant tea and a generous hint of Sperm

wingedyouth: wow

wingedyouth: Gotta be a record for this oe

(censored): aaaaaaand i'm about out

(censored): get your last thoughts in

wingedyouth: can you grab me a Seven and Sperm on the way out?

(censored): Sperm on the Beach

wingedyouth: Screaming Sperm

(censored): Long Island Iced Sperm

(censored): you've opened the flood gates

wingedyouth: Spermermeister

(censored): that was my nick name in high school

(censored): GOOD NIGHT