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There is almost nothing in the world more annoying to me than someone chewing loudly with their mouth wide open.

This dude, mere FEET away from me is eating a peanut butter sandwich... and SMACKING his fucking mouth.

A second ago, he finished the sandwich, and I thought I could sit here in silence at last.

Of course, then he pulled out a plastic bag containing THREE(3) MORE SANDWICHES.

I am seconds away from punching this guy until my hands are broken and bloody.