williamnot

And with one little story, I have learned more about women than I have in months.
You girls are freaks.

Here is the dichotomy of my life in a nutshell.

I spend most days looking at spreadsheets, making numbers do things in order to meet a specific agenda. Yes, numbers lie.

This week, I've also written a small handful of stories simultaneously as manipulating data. At the moment, I have two screens open - a pivot table and (after I finish this) and the set...
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Yes, I came back for you.

no more motivational speaker. you're not smart enough or talented enough or driven enough or pretty enough or thin enough or rich enough.

So many people are held stuck in their lives, jobs, school, whatever. Seems like everybody is more afraid of doing something different than staying the same. As if the future could be worse if they change their situation. What I'm saying is, stop making excuses for why you can't better your life and just fucking do it.

posting stories, making friends, being more social.

my shrink would be proud. if he understood.

Time to get some shit together. Not my shit. Some shit. OK, OK, my shit.

Time to drink the good stuff.

And celebrate the good stuff.

And only think about the good stuff.

Time to start thinking up my new year's resolutions. So I can break them like I did last year.

This year, I'm going to give up thinking about my friends when I masturbate. It'll all be non-attainable people I have no interaction with.

Ooops, can I break it before the year even starts?

They're all rats.

What's the best gift you ever got for Christmas or whatever winter holiday you celebrate?