Wednesday Jul 27, 2011

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I am not a jerk.
Despite what it says all over the internet about me.
Or in one email.
Here, I'll prove it:
I am not a jerk!
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necia:
Clearly I do, my friend.
desdmonia:
good one.

Tuesday Jul 26, 2011

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It's not that I don't want to tell you everything, it's that I don't even really know you. Just because you've read some things I've written here, doesn't mean you get to know it all.

Whatever happened to a little mystery?
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necia:
Oh, everyone loves mystery. It's just that people get greedy, I assume.

And shame on them, right? Tsk, indeed.
desdmonia:
mystery keeps them interested but makes them want to know more.

Thursday Jul 21, 2011

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There is a woman in my office who wears short skirts every day.

Which is fine by me. Except that I can see up them about 5-6 times a day. Which is usually fine by me. Except that it is actually distracting.

So, how many of you have done this on purpose? Do I say something? I don't want to hit on her, though I...
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williamnot:
We had a cryptic exchange and it was made clear to me that I should keep looking, but not get any ideas about touching. Which is 100% fine by me.
chachagirl:
LMAO. I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall for that awkward moment! Or what if you got it dead wrong? I think you should run it by us. Let us help you decipher...tongue

Wednesday Jul 20, 2011

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All right, now let's talk revenge, meanness, road rage, things done in anger.

I threw a plate this morning. Just to feel the blood rush of being pissed off.

Your turn.
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hemi:
I drive badly BECAUSE I'm Asian. Its NOT MY FAULT!!!
valeria:
I've flipped more strangers off in the past year, since moving to Virginia, then I ever have in the rest of my life combined.

Monday Jul 18, 2011

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Just doing nice things for my friends.
What's the last nice thing you did for someone?
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desdmonia:
DAY UM

i get sick of doing nice things. i get taken advantage of for it.

today maybe? doing a pa i didnt need to nor was my responsibility, therefore saving a thousands of dollars? pretty much every day.
desdmonia:
cuuunnnnttttt

Thursday Jul 14, 2011

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missmay:
Yes.
My life's calling.
vivianevog:
quite right...Black Rebel Motorcycle Club is exactly whom I meant,of course and they are a fave of mine!biggrin

Totally love and I can see the similarities to The Mary Chain but I don't think they copy them as some people have said...wink

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Friday Jul 08, 2011

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It's not going to suck itself.
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/426979/page1/#post8625452
rexall:
Fap fap fap
knives_hannibal:
No you're right on that it won't LOL
Thanks. I feel thought that my costume was seriously not as epic when I finally got to the ball though. There was some crazy freakin cool as costumes and some kool kats at that place for sure.

Thursday Jul 07, 2011

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Close, but not quite. James Spader is joining the Office. Which means my fantasy (see my profile), is closer to coming true.
hemi:
So are you going to write a story about it! tongue
chachagirl:
Can you see Pam weak with longing and hunger mentally attached to her desk waiting for him to come back to the office? ha. that's funny. No, Angela, definitely Angela.

Thursday Jun 30, 2011

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Fuck it.
http://suicidegirls.com/groups/Filthy+Dirty+Smutty+Storytime/topics/426584/page1/#post8611013

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rocknrozi:
fucking weird incredible. and with the best timing ever. how DO you do it? haha
coollkefonzie:
"hey go read what i wrote"
tongue

Monday Jun 27, 2011

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Maybe you're not all freaks.
Prove me wrong.
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rexall:
you are crazy. but in the most delicious of ways.
hemi:
I'm a total freak. Or a least that's what my doctor tells me. biggrin
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