williamnot

Time to start thinking up my new year's resolutions. So I can break them like I did last year.

This year, I'm going to give up thinking about my friends when I masturbate. It'll all be non-attainable people I have no interaction with.

Ooops, can I break it before the year even starts?

They're all rats.

What's the best gift you ever got for Christmas or whatever winter holiday you celebrate?

I've already started cooking Thanksgiving dinner.

Best part: pumpkin pie or stuffing? Or wine and drunken family members airing old grievances or being inappropriate?

I have a bullseye on my head.

I don't do well with a little encouragement.

I wish...

Someone is fucking with my stuff. And I know who. And I know where they live.

I want to wear you like a costume.

fuck off.

something happened and these are my feelings about it.

complaint about family or money or job or school.

random youtube video.

photo of self doing something fun/wacky/sexy.

encouragement to friends.

wistful comment about ex/friend/pet.

cat fight.

fuck each other.