i must restate about monday: it was a cake walk today was the day from hell, 9th circle even. wait! make that 10th circle the Onion said hell was expanding so it must be true!
id elaborate but i want to forget this day ever even happened
id elaborate but i want to forget this day ever even happened

sorry to hear man
psst hell isnt expanding....
the big bang is a lie...
its just biomolecular implosion