willdabeast

during some downtime at work a few of us were standing in a control room passing the time when a female coworker started waving her arm around saying " can you smell romance? can you smell me?" among the others giving each other "this is too easy" glances and saying no, because they knew her husband on another shift we didn't say much. so, she thrust her wrist under my nose telling me to smell her perfume. i obliged. " that's very nice " i said. she responded with " i rubbed it off from a magazine". with a straight face i replied "yeah, i've done that once or twice myself..." she blinked then slugged me in the arm shouting "damn you, big will! did you guys hear what he said?!"

ah, masturbation humor. it never goes out of style.