My friend Mike was here tonight, with his wife and their baby daughter. It's like free birth control. It's like free dating-repellent.
It's not the worst relationship I've ever seen, I'll admit, but that's just because he gave up a few years ago. He doesn't even try being male anymore--he even chides me for leaving the toilet seat up. He tells me that he's gotten...
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It's not the worst relationship I've ever seen, I'll admit, but that's just because he gave up a few years ago. He doesn't even try being male anymore--he even chides me for leaving the toilet seat up. He tells me that he's gotten...
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I apparently have to clarify a few things with my friends . . . not yous guys online, but in the real world.
First of all--I was in Navy ROTC in college but I got kicked out for having bad grades. When the United States invaded Afghanistan, I almost dropped out to enlist but I knew I would miss that fight. When the United States...
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First of all--I was in Navy ROTC in college but I got kicked out for having bad grades. When the United States invaded Afghanistan, I almost dropped out to enlist but I knew I would miss that fight. When the United States...
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THREE DAYS OFF! THREE DAYS OFF! THREE DAYS OFF!
In a world . . . where bad guys wear sunglasses and stuff blows up . . . only one man can save humanity from the bad . . . thing.
I had to save my cat from himself. He got in a fight and lost and got all torn up. Silly cat. Lotsa stitches
Denise the MILF is flirting with me online. Man that...
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I had to save my cat from himself. He got in a fight and lost and got all torn up. Silly cat. Lotsa stitches

Denise the MILF is flirting with me online. Man that...
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joehigashi:
yeah guns are coo. i only have em for market value though. oh yeah i'm a kick boxer

Working so many days in a row is taxing my will to hang out at SG. That's sucky. This site is great. I like it a lot.
I'm thinking no with Amanda the Churchy Girl. She's too fundamentalist. Too blinded by her own faith. Reminds me of the Pharisees . . . sure they knew all that was in the books, but they didn't see...
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I'm thinking no with Amanda the Churchy Girl. She's too fundamentalist. Too blinded by her own faith. Reminds me of the Pharisees . . . sure they knew all that was in the books, but they didn't see...
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joehigashi:
never let religion over ride common sense and never date churchy girls cause every nite in be end with a battle over who has the stronger faith.
I got an email from Florida Jess today. Florida Jess and I broke it off YEARS ago. I haven't heard from her in a long, long time and I was pretty happy that way. I thought I made it clear that I never wanted to talk to her again. So she emails me to fill out a survey? I'm like "don't you have somebody ELSE...
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This cold is keeping me down. Way down. I went into work today but they sent me home . . . I could hardly talk and a salesman lives on the excitement he forces other people to have.
On the way into town I gave a beggar my change. It reminded me of Penny Arcade yesterday, and the argument Gabe was putting up about how...
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On the way into town I gave a beggar my change. It reminded me of Penny Arcade yesterday, and the argument Gabe was putting up about how...
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My spirits have been quashed by a terrible cold. I'ma try a little cough medicine (read as Rum and Coke) to see if it helps any, but I'm damn glad I don't have to work tomorrow. I think I will be splitting time between my bed and a comfy chair . . . sleeping all damn day.
I should have rented a porno on my...
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I should have rented a porno on my...
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drakonos:
I agree with joe.
Sorry to hear youre sick dude... hope you feel better

Sorry to hear youre sick dude... hope you feel better
captainfoti:
Arrr! I call this one captain foti's pirate punch. quite simple really, I like to make it by the gallion. half rum (capt. morgan, bacordi silver, and your choice of either pairot bay, or malibue) and half juice (orange juice, pineapple juice) and a bit of grinadine. or the easy way whatever rum you have and through it in with whatever juice you have. see, the juice is for vitamine c or something like that.

Things in this world that piss me off . . . well . . . old men. Old men love Sears. Old men love to hate Sears. They hate that the sale price means it's on sale already. They hate that if something's on clearance, that means we can't order four of them. They hate all these snot-nosed brats that don't know everything there is...
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joehigashi:
yeah fuckin old guys. like it matters for them to know every detail there is. their lives are pointless and prety much over if the highlight of your life is gathering knowlegde of lawnmowers. knowing that shit does you no good anyways, not like its gonna get you into heaven or anything.
Drakonos and Joe are giving me shit about not having any ladies in my list. Well fellas . . . when they request it, I'll add 'em.
Speaking of the ladies, I'm happy. Turns out Denise had a boyfriend she wasn't telling me about. Shucks. On the other hand, turns out Amanda the Churchy Girl (not you Sic) has been asking about me. I haven't...
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Speaking of the ladies, I'm happy. Turns out Denise had a boyfriend she wasn't telling me about. Shucks. On the other hand, turns out Amanda the Churchy Girl (not you Sic) has been asking about me. I haven't...
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pureblu12225:
that I do ...my kitties rock
joehigashi:
hehe when i think of kinkos i think of that chapelle show skit pop copy. go for the churchy girl.
Hmm.. sounds like some really messed up shit.. well, hopefully he'll see the light of day somehow.. but from the sound of it.. it might not happen.
Hope youre cold's gone by now..
ttyl
- J.
ps- I have NO idea about why SG chat has went 'under'.. pretty much somewhere between the time dolphingirl001 left and Sin got Stupid kicked, it pretty much changed.. more dead now than ever lol
[Edited on Oct 12, 2004 6:05PM]