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Thursday Feb 03, 2005

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Fuck The Police

Case Study Part 2

Yesterday was my trial. I smacked that bitch-ass cop around. It was dark, he admitted my headlights were shining in his eyes, he admitted he hardly ever wrote tickets on vehicles that were behind him, much less at night, and he testified that, while my seatbelt was OFF before I passed him and ON when I finished, he did not see me put it on, even though he fully intended to pull me over.

God, I hope I win. That fuckstick lawyer was bragging to one of his fuckstick lawyer friends about how long the trial would take. Forty minutes, you dumbass! Oh, and thanks for pointing out that, while it is clearly easy to see the seatbelt on and off in the middle of the day parked in front of a large white garage door, there would be different shadows and reflections and certainly no sun shining at 9:50 at night.

Heehee. I never want to be on trial again.
joehigashi:
damn i've missed alot. fuckin cops. gorilla upper cut their ass when they pull you over again.
Feb 10, 2005

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