willard7

I haven't said anything here in 6 days . . . wow.

Last night I hit a party after work. Was gonna just stay for a few minutes, have a few beers, but a hottie dressed as a nun walks up to me and keeps pouring for me like crazy. I'm thinking, well, sure. I have a beer, she pours me another. I drink that, she gets me another. I start slowing down, she hands me a shot. Finally all I can ask is "Are you TRYING to get me drunk?"

"Uh-huh," comes the reply, with that innocent little nod. Oh yeah, I'm staying.

At this point she spills a root beer barrel on me, but I don't mind. She's tipsy and spills some of her beer on me, but I don't mind. That ass was bangin', those titties were fat . . . I was happy to stay.

And then her husband shows up. My drinking acquaintence The Sarge, whom I know is married but I've never met his wife, walks over and gives her a kiss.

FUCK BEANS.

That ended that--she was just being flirty without the man around. We still hung out but arrrgh . . . at least it hadn't become TOO much of a dicktease.

The night was good though. Bonged a pitcher of beer in 2.56 seconds, drank more, ended up waking up hangoverless thanks to about 2 gallons of water.