So I hate Boston. I'ma keep hating them until tomorrow night is over. Then, once NY has re-established themselves as the premier team in all the world, I can cheer for Houston. After Houston wins the NLCS, I'll have fun watching Jeter and A-Rod and the boys crush those traitors Clemens and Pettite.
Enough about sports though. I'm probably the only baseball fan on this website.
The wedding was fun, but it was a fat girl convention. Funny as hell, not so fuckable. I got offered sex both nights I was in Des Moines but . . . well . . . I guess I'm just shallow. I did get to drink up, and I got another taste of why married life sucks ass. Thank you, Emily . . . after three days with a loving, marrying couple, I was just starting to think this marriage bit wasn't so bad. But when I dropped the best man off at home on Sunday afternoon and had to listen to his bitch wife nag him about cleaning (while she sat and chatted with one of her college friends) I coulda fucking choked her. What a bitch. What a fucking lazy self-centered piece of shit bitch. I fucking hate having to deal with fucked up bitchy self-absorbed pieces of shit.
It's going to be deer season soon. I've never killed a deer, but they're pretty tasty. Maybe I'll just poach one with my new rifle. Could be fun!
Amber Bock got me through. That's all I have to say today.
Oh, and hooray for porno.
Enough about sports though. I'm probably the only baseball fan on this website.
The wedding was fun, but it was a fat girl convention. Funny as hell, not so fuckable. I got offered sex both nights I was in Des Moines but . . . well . . . I guess I'm just shallow. I did get to drink up, and I got another taste of why married life sucks ass. Thank you, Emily . . . after three days with a loving, marrying couple, I was just starting to think this marriage bit wasn't so bad. But when I dropped the best man off at home on Sunday afternoon and had to listen to his bitch wife nag him about cleaning (while she sat and chatted with one of her college friends) I coulda fucking choked her. What a bitch. What a fucking lazy self-centered piece of shit bitch. I fucking hate having to deal with fucked up bitchy self-absorbed pieces of shit.
It's going to be deer season soon. I've never killed a deer, but they're pretty tasty. Maybe I'll just poach one with my new rifle. Could be fun!
Amber Bock got me through. That's all I have to say today.
Oh, and hooray for porno.