My friend Mike was here tonight, with his wife and their baby daughter. It's like free birth control. It's like free dating-repellent.
It's not the worst relationship I've ever seen, I'll admit, but that's just because he gave up a few years ago. He doesn't even try being male anymore--he even chides me for leaving the toilet seat up. He tells me that he's gotten to the point where he doesn't even want to have sex anymore . . . it's like he castrated himself with a wife, and cauterized the wounds with a kid. It's enough to make me gag. It's enough to keep me fucking single, that's for sure. I'd rather NEVER throw Churchy Amanda the bone than have to hand my dick to some control freak woman who ruins what otherwise might have been a healthy and fun early adulthood.
Mike, you poor dumb bastard. Emily, you conniving little bitch. Kennedy . . . well, I don't like babies, I don't really care for little girls, and since I know you're going to grow up being just like your mom, I'ma not like you someday. Stay the fuck away from my future sons unless you're just being their piece of ass.
I fucking can't stand that shit. It's a 21st century Chinese fingertrap---you're just plain fucked and you've lost everything that's you without you even realizing it.
It's not the worst relationship I've ever seen, I'll admit, but that's just because he gave up a few years ago. He doesn't even try being male anymore--he even chides me for leaving the toilet seat up. He tells me that he's gotten to the point where he doesn't even want to have sex anymore . . . it's like he castrated himself with a wife, and cauterized the wounds with a kid. It's enough to make me gag. It's enough to keep me fucking single, that's for sure. I'd rather NEVER throw Churchy Amanda the bone than have to hand my dick to some control freak woman who ruins what otherwise might have been a healthy and fun early adulthood.
Mike, you poor dumb bastard. Emily, you conniving little bitch. Kennedy . . . well, I don't like babies, I don't really care for little girls, and since I know you're going to grow up being just like your mom, I'ma not like you someday. Stay the fuck away from my future sons unless you're just being their piece of ass.
I fucking can't stand that shit. It's a 21st century Chinese fingertrap---you're just plain fucked and you've lost everything that's you without you even realizing it.
Hmm.. sounds like some really messed up shit.. well, hopefully he'll see the light of day somehow.. but from the sound of it.. it might not happen.
Hope youre cold's gone by now..
ttyl
- J.
ps- I have NO idea about why SG chat has went 'under'.. pretty much somewhere between the time dolphingirl001 left and Sin got Stupid kicked, it pretty much changed.. more dead now than ever lol
[Edited on Oct 12, 2004 6:05PM]