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willard7

Cornfield, IA

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Saturday Sep 25, 2004

Sep 25, 2004
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Things in this world that piss me off . . . well . . . old men. Old men love Sears. Old men love to hate Sears. They hate that the sale price means it's on sale already. They hate that if something's on clearance, that means we can't order four of them. They hate all these snot-nosed brats that don't know everything there is to know about the inner workings of a Briggs and Stratton engine compared to the more expensive Honda engine.

Hey old men . . . I'm 24 years old. Remember being 24? Were you concerned with the difference between Briggs and Stratton and Honda? Fuck no! If you were worried about engines, it was because you knew your 454 could eat your buddy's small block Chevy for lunch. You didn't give a shit about why a 21" deck costs less than a 22" deck, you just knew you had a 6" dick and it wasn't wet at that moment. You weren't obsessed with getting 10% off before or after that $10 off coupon . . . you wanted to know where pitchers of beer were gonna be 10 cents that night.

GUESS WHAT YOU OLD FUCKERS! I'm 24 and I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!

The Kinkos interview went well. I still haven't been able to see Amanda, and Denise isn't schlobbing my knob right now. I guess 1 out of 3 isn't the best odds, but I look at it as better than 0 out of 3. I'm a low end gloominati and right now, I'll take 1 out of 3 of my goals for this weekend. Now if only I could get hired . . . and laid . . . and drunk.
joehigashi:
yeah fuckin old guys. like it matters for them to know every detail there is. their lives are pointless and prety much over if the highlight of your life is gathering knowlegde of lawnmowers. knowing that shit does you no good anyways, not like its gonna get you into heaven or anything.
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