will_of_god

School starts tomorrow! Back to musical analysis and practicing like a cave dwelling speed freak. Got stupid drunk last night. My girlfriend destroyed Scotty Bane's eye with the people's elbow and kinda fucked up her elbow in the process. This was in the middle of a drunken ice cube fight in which the ice violated the anal sanctity of around 8 people in my living room. My brother showed the neighbor hood his penis, two dudes took a shower together , fed th dog some booze, one of my friends was chewed on, tore the fuck out of my knee again, gave booze to under-aged stangers and recorded some drunken jamming! Let school begin bitches!