HAPPY THANKSGIVING URBODY!!! Enjoy your turkey and stuffing and all that stuff. I am having two this year which means I will probably be sleeping through friday. Happy holidays everyone and travel safely!
I don't know if I want to have anything to do with a tough pussy
A lot of pain and little sleep make will a dull boyA lot of pain and little sleep make will a dull boyA lot of pain and little sleep make will a dull boyA lot of pain and little sleep make will a dull boyA lot of pain and little sleep make will a dull boyA lot of pain and little sleep make will a...
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masaba:
wow......at least you have someone to give you a sponge bath, right???
what did they give you, vicodin? are you taking a lot of it?
the ritas were excellent.....
what did they give you, vicodin? are you taking a lot of it?
the ritas were excellent.....
dayglow:
Toughen up pussy!!!!!
i am in an unreasonable amount of pain. somebody shoot me or just dope me up until i am a drooling zombie.
masaba:
awe, i'm sorry..hey i'm going to mexico today, i'll pick you up something that will make you feel REAL GOOD> hehe
would you fuck me
i'd fuck me.....cue the tuck under dance hehehe
i'd fuck me.....cue the tuck under dance hehehe
zephyra:
it puts the lotion in the basket.
scotty_bane:
FUCKER!!!!
So it's under the knife for me. I am having my leg cut apart in a few weeks. Doc said that he couldn't believe that I have been walking around on it and that I could have fuckeed it up permenantly. So they are making a fake ACL out of another part of my knee, drilling some holes through the bone and saying a little...
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angrymcguire:
I'm goin' to Montana soon to be a dental floss tycoon. 
irishmykl:
It was nice to meet you at the party im Mykl the guy in the green jacket. Hopefully there will be other meets that all of the peeps can hang out.
I am having a sick day today. Haven't updated in a while. Please spout your random fortunes here. And move over, you're standing on my DICK!
angrymcguire:
A cloud of eiderdown
Draws around me
Softening a sound.
Sleepy time, and I lie,
With my love by my side,
And she's breathing low.
Draws around me
Softening a sound.
Sleepy time, and I lie,
With my love by my side,
And she's breathing low.
dayglow:
Hey there. I dont know if Courtney has told you or not, but we are having a motha fukin costume party on Sat Oct 30th. So tell all yo homies.
Ahhh, a lazy day tomorrow! Just me and the woman layin' around doing nothing for a whole day! Anybody else getting a lazy day in?
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scotty_bane:
i miss ya man. hope you and the lady are doin good tonight.
angrymcguire:
Will of God your my hero 
School starts tomorrow! Back to musical analysis and practicing like a cave dwelling speed freak. Got stupid drunk last night. My girlfriend destroyed Scotty Bane's eye with the people's elbow and kinda fucked up her elbow in the process. This was in the middle of a drunken ice cube fight in which the ice violated the anal sanctity of around 8 people in my living...
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angrymcguire:
Whats goin' on...... dude 
masaba:
party time...i don't have to go back to work until the 16th
Well a week has past and I am off the crutches, but I got rear ended on friday and it was a hit and run! Worst week of all time!! And I have to in for an MRI this week! Oh well, I think I will just drink to better days. Cheers friends.
Will
Will
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citizencruz:
Montoya was the first classical guitar concert I ever attended. I was around 13 and I was on my first real date. Mom drove of course.... but Jennifer Thorton... *sigh*. Montoya will always be my sentimental favorite.
angrymcguire:
The crotch size of this man is incredable.
In the name of all thats good and holy.
This man has a large crotch.
In the name of all thats good and holy.
This man has a large crotch.
Tore my knee up dancing. Now I am on crutches goddamn it. No ass will be kick or names be taken by me for 2 to 4 weeks. Goddamnit!!!
zephyra:
Dammit, and I was about to say you should join the SGDFW peeps for bowling this Sunday.
masaba:
yeah i heard about that..........like the new pic
My girlfirend and I painted my room in the nude the other day. We had paint all over us. It was quite fun. Thank god I didnt get any paint in my dick. It was latex though so it might have worked as a contraceptive. What fun activities, excluding sex, have you done in the nude?
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librarian:
God, that sounds fun.
Im pretty happy with good ol' skinnydipping.
Im pretty happy with good ol' skinnydipping.
scotty_bane:
once i showered in the nude. but my grandma told me that is dirty.