You know your a rollergirl when...
1. Your pants are suddenly a little snug in the butt and thighs.
2. You're very proud of your bruises and show them off to all of your
friends -- the nastier the better.
3. The worst part of practice is taking off your skates.
4. People call you by your skate name as much as your real name.
5. You think your skate name is your real name.
6. The thought of skating at top speeds and falling doesn't scare you
anymore.
7. You find yourself drawn to hosiery departments.
8. www.sock-dreams.com is one of your favorite websites.
9. You are constantly thinking of places to go skate:
clubs/parks/etc.
10. You can hip check your friends, and they are suddenly scared of
you.
11. You find yourself discussing how roller skates and guitars are
equally hot accessories.
12. You find yourself worrying that you are not eating enough
carbohydrates rather than less carbohydrates.
13. You know everyone's skate names on other teams but may never know
their real names.
14. Something is making your house stink, and you realize that your
wrist guards escaped from you equipment bag.
15. You consider your skates to be your favorite pair of shoes.
16. When you're actually SAD that you don't have any bruises to show
your friends.
17. When you have to restrain yourself from body-checking the ladies
in the grocery store.
18. When you're driving down the road, looking over shoulder at the
cars coming up instead of using the mirrors.
19. When you are driving and see a cop, you see them as a pivot.
20. When you body-check the vending machine repeatedly until it gives
you your freak'n chips.
21. You quit your job because it doesn't coincide with your practice
schedule
22. 8 hours of practice a week justifies this double bacon
cheeseburger
23. You spent your phone bill money on new wheels
24. You run into your teammates at the mall and try to introduce them
to your friends, and don't know which name to use. Shattered. Carol?
Shellby? Carol Shattered???
25. You forget you once pushed doors opened with your hands. show
that
door no mercy!!!
26. You want your name on the back of all of your clothes.
27. You can't make it through a party without wrestling at least 3
other people.
28. When boys won't date you because they are afriad of you.
29. You justify drinking all of that beer by going to practice.
30. Your not ashamed of heading to the bar with helmet hair B.O and
sweats that are most likely still wet from sweat.
31. It's all fun and games until someone's ankle gets broken-- then
it's derby!
32. On the track, the words "I'm sorry" and "excuse me" become
nonexistent.
33. You consider legally changing your name to your derby name.
34. Your cellphone is filled with names like "Red Dragon", "Kitty
Karnage" and "Count Smacula".
35. Even if you don't have any tattoos and never wanted any before,
you do now.
36. The idea of a pillow fight takes on a whole new level.
37. When your standing at a party/bar/on the rink and someone grabs
your ass/titties and it doesn't even phase you - you already know its
just another derby girl.
38. When your favorite bar tender know you only by your skate name.
39. You find derby as a perfect outlet for your exhibitionist
tendecies.
40. When you ditch out of work early to drink with fellow derby
girls.
41. With your skates on, you feel like Yao Ming, despite the fact
that
in reality you're actually 5'3".
42. You're psyched that one of the new girls kicked your ass
43. Your boyfriend thinks your nasty mouthguard soaking in listerine
is hot.
44. Most of your MySpace top 8 are teammates
45. When you can play an elaborate game of contect the dot with all
of
the bruises on your legs and the rest of your body for that matter.
46. When other girls pay you to kiss their boyfriends.
47. When suddenly you realize it's actually working out and your legs
have never looked better... so you find yourself randomly flexing and
looking at your legs.
48. You find great pleasure in the fact anything Derby is on Radio or
TV... ex. Viva La Bam and deoderant make you smile.
49. Everything in your life is slowly starting to become in some way
or another a competition... again ex. a blog about derby... who can
top the other... WINK WINK
50. When your out and about with your boyfriend and everyone is
giving
him dirty looks - thinking he beats you - when it fact its 20 other
women giving you those bruises.
51. You're no longer weirded out by having sweat stains on your
knees.
52. The hillbilly no-teeth look that your colored mouthguard gives
you
no longer embarasses you.
53. You actually drive two hours and PAY a visiting coach to make you
hurt so bad you can't walk normally for the next week.
54. You see more of your teammates' asses than your own.
55. Girl-on-girl groping and kissing are no longer exotic, but just a
typical Tuesday night.
56. You've never put more thought into shoelace colors in your life.
57. You've actually considered taking your skates to a shoeshine
stand.
58. The idea of butting someone with your breasts isn't odd - it's
perfectly legal!
59. New scars on your shins are a badge of honor.
60. You buy Aleve in 500 count bottles
1. Your pants are suddenly a little snug in the butt and thighs.
2. You're very proud of your bruises and show them off to all of your
friends -- the nastier the better.
3. The worst part of practice is taking off your skates.
4. People call you by your skate name as much as your real name.
5. You think your skate name is your real name.
6. The thought of skating at top speeds and falling doesn't scare you
anymore.
7. You find yourself drawn to hosiery departments.
8. www.sock-dreams.com is one of your favorite websites.
9. You are constantly thinking of places to go skate:
clubs/parks/etc.
10. You can hip check your friends, and they are suddenly scared of
you.
11. You find yourself discussing how roller skates and guitars are
equally hot accessories.
12. You find yourself worrying that you are not eating enough
carbohydrates rather than less carbohydrates.
13. You know everyone's skate names on other teams but may never know
their real names.
14. Something is making your house stink, and you realize that your
wrist guards escaped from you equipment bag.
15. You consider your skates to be your favorite pair of shoes.
16. When you're actually SAD that you don't have any bruises to show
your friends.
17. When you have to restrain yourself from body-checking the ladies
in the grocery store.
18. When you're driving down the road, looking over shoulder at the
cars coming up instead of using the mirrors.
19. When you are driving and see a cop, you see them as a pivot.
20. When you body-check the vending machine repeatedly until it gives
you your freak'n chips.
21. You quit your job because it doesn't coincide with your practice
schedule
22. 8 hours of practice a week justifies this double bacon
cheeseburger
23. You spent your phone bill money on new wheels
24. You run into your teammates at the mall and try to introduce them
to your friends, and don't know which name to use. Shattered. Carol?
Shellby? Carol Shattered???
25. You forget you once pushed doors opened with your hands. show
that
door no mercy!!!
26. You want your name on the back of all of your clothes.
27. You can't make it through a party without wrestling at least 3
other people.
28. When boys won't date you because they are afriad of you.
29. You justify drinking all of that beer by going to practice.
30. Your not ashamed of heading to the bar with helmet hair B.O and
sweats that are most likely still wet from sweat.
31. It's all fun and games until someone's ankle gets broken-- then
it's derby!
32. On the track, the words "I'm sorry" and "excuse me" become
nonexistent.
33. You consider legally changing your name to your derby name.
34. Your cellphone is filled with names like "Red Dragon", "Kitty
Karnage" and "Count Smacula".
35. Even if you don't have any tattoos and never wanted any before,
you do now.
36. The idea of a pillow fight takes on a whole new level.
37. When your standing at a party/bar/on the rink and someone grabs
your ass/titties and it doesn't even phase you - you already know its
just another derby girl.
38. When your favorite bar tender know you only by your skate name.
39. You find derby as a perfect outlet for your exhibitionist
tendecies.
40. When you ditch out of work early to drink with fellow derby
girls.
41. With your skates on, you feel like Yao Ming, despite the fact
that
in reality you're actually 5'3".
42. You're psyched that one of the new girls kicked your ass
43. Your boyfriend thinks your nasty mouthguard soaking in listerine
is hot.
44. Most of your MySpace top 8 are teammates
45. When you can play an elaborate game of contect the dot with all
of
the bruises on your legs and the rest of your body for that matter.
46. When other girls pay you to kiss their boyfriends.
47. When suddenly you realize it's actually working out and your legs
have never looked better... so you find yourself randomly flexing and
looking at your legs.
48. You find great pleasure in the fact anything Derby is on Radio or
TV... ex. Viva La Bam and deoderant make you smile.
49. Everything in your life is slowly starting to become in some way
or another a competition... again ex. a blog about derby... who can
top the other... WINK WINK
50. When your out and about with your boyfriend and everyone is
giving
him dirty looks - thinking he beats you - when it fact its 20 other
women giving you those bruises.
51. You're no longer weirded out by having sweat stains on your
knees.
52. The hillbilly no-teeth look that your colored mouthguard gives
you
no longer embarasses you.
53. You actually drive two hours and PAY a visiting coach to make you
hurt so bad you can't walk normally for the next week.
54. You see more of your teammates' asses than your own.
55. Girl-on-girl groping and kissing are no longer exotic, but just a
typical Tuesday night.
56. You've never put more thought into shoelace colors in your life.
57. You've actually considered taking your skates to a shoeshine
stand.
58. The idea of butting someone with your breasts isn't odd - it's
perfectly legal!
59. New scars on your shins are a badge of honor.
60. You buy Aleve in 500 count bottles
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