did you miss me while i was away?
did you hang my picture on your nose?
did you hang my picture on your nose?
kelland:
I actually hung it on my foot. In honor of your simply gorgeous foot.
Death a thing she hardly knew, So thin and rare and small and few
It smells just like me and it smells just like you
She's blinded for the best, In this bright tree she makes her nest
Everyone laughs as she struggles up high
Everyone's happy and she wants to die
So dead is she and so far everything is new
It smells just...
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It smells just like me and it smells just like you
She's blinded for the best, In this bright tree she makes her nest
Everyone laughs as she struggles up high
Everyone's happy and she wants to die
So dead is she and so far everything is new
It smells just...
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hurray..............cows do eat grass
kelland:
I eat grass too, dontcha know?
kelland:
Haha, that was very nicely done. I'm immensely proud. 
It's just a funny world
it hides me out of sight
and I will stay with her
all through the day
and through the night.
And if only she had only stopped making that
hissing noise that haunts me now and makes a
joke of me to all the other boys.
And then the world begins to seethe
then she releases what's closed in on...
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it hides me out of sight
and I will stay with her
all through the day
and through the night.
And if only she had only stopped making that
hissing noise that haunts me now and makes a
joke of me to all the other boys.
And then the world begins to seethe
then she releases what's closed in on...
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kelland:
You make me giggle. 
I love Elvis Costello, lalala...
I like this piece. Very nice indeed.
Now who's foot is that in the avatar?
I love Elvis Costello, lalala...
I like this piece. Very nice indeed.
Now who's foot is that in the avatar?
kelland:
I want cool feet. Mine suck.
i have an animated movie in my near future 
gwotrawk:
... and I in my past.
I'm a bit tired. A bit of a grump. I am partial to sex tonight....any takers?
So...this Alfie remake?
I am a big fan of the origianl. Maichael Caine was the shit in it. Just as he was in all of his early films...Get Carter, Italian Job, Zulu....you get the idea.
But, look what the fuckers did when the remade Get Carter...lame fuck is what that was.
And then look at what they did with the Italian Job.....Italy what...Italy where..........for fuck...
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I am a big fan of the origianl. Maichael Caine was the shit in it. Just as he was in all of his early films...Get Carter, Italian Job, Zulu....you get the idea.
But, look what the fuckers did when the remade Get Carter...lame fuck is what that was.
And then look at what they did with the Italian Job.....Italy what...Italy where..........for fuck...
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kelland:
Jude Law is mucho yummo. And that, my friends, is a fact.
fenchurch:
Fuckin love your foot tattoo.
I'm going to see Alfie tomorrow for free at midnight.
Yes, I do plan to masturbate right there in the movie theater.
I'm going to see Alfie tomorrow for free at midnight.
Yes, I do plan to masturbate right there in the movie theater.
snarle and growl.....what a day. 
kelland:
Let us sulk.
It has been said that I have an interesting penis.
I have voted...there for...i am _____________.