wickerman

At night
I sleep by fish tank light.
It's gurgling and bubbles drime me insane.
I dream that I am a lava flow.
I dream that I am in a pot of boiling soup.
I dream that I am the sounds in a stomach that leads to diareah.

ummph................

I once dated a girl who was like chocolate ice cream. She tasted great going in....but coming out......well I am lactose intolerant.

I wish I could strech like my cat. That would really feel nice.

Last night my boy and I made cookies together. Today we got up and sat side by side on our "potties". We shat together. There is something beautiful about the holidays isn't there.

I once had a mouse in my pocket. He ran around in there for weeks on end. Then, one day, he just went silent. A pussy had got him.

did you miss me while i was away?
did you hang my picture on your nose?

Death a thing she hardly knew, So thin and rare and small and few
It smells just like me and it smells just like you
She's blinded for the best, In this bright tree she makes her nest
Everyone laughs as she struggles up high
Everyone's happy and she wants to die

So dead is she and so far everything is new
It smells just...
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hurray..............cows do eat grass

It's just a funny world
it hides me out of sight
and I will stay with her
all through the day
and through the night.
And if only she had only stopped making that
hissing noise that haunts me now and makes a
joke of me to all the other boys.
And then the world begins to seethe
then she releases what's closed in on...
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i have an animated movie in my near future

I'm a bit tired. A bit of a grump. I am partial to sex tonight....any takers?