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wickedmonkey

holbrook, ma

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Monday Jul 04, 2005

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Greetings. Hell of a busy weekend. After a hellacious week at work, it was time to get my swerve on. EatMyBabies and I went to Dave & Busters in Provi-dance. We met up with StreetMuse and her friend Erin, and proceded to fuck up some drinks. Goldentee Golf ended in a tie, but i still rock the Galaga machine!

Then saturday went to a nice little cookout for the visiting Denise. Dave had his first drink of beer! Now you're a man! Never were straight-edge, never will be! Checked out War of the Worlds later. Its too bad Tom Cruise went insane, cuz this is a really kickass movie. Lots of shit blowing up, which is all i really look for in a movie.

Sunday i drank beer all day and went to the two dollar movie theater to see House of Wax. I think its worth two bucks to watch Paris Hilton get killed. She meets her bitter end with a pole through the head (no pun intended...or is it?). But not suprisingly, there are no brains leaking out of the giant hole through her head.

Then came the 4th of July. Wasted a few hours at work, and cut out early. Grilled up some dead cow on the grill, and proceded to get baked beyond recognition and watched two of the finest films ever created in the history of modern cinema. The first was Curse of the Queerwolf. This jem is about a man who gets bitten by a transexual, then he turns into a woman every full moon. The only way to break the curse is to wear a picture of John Wayne around your neck, or put a silver dildo up your ass. You make the choice! Find this film and love it!

The final movie of the weekend was Over the Top, the ultimate in child custody-arm wrestling movies. I didn't think this movie could get much cheesier, until i payed close attention to the lyrics to Winner Takes It All, sung by Sammy Hagar. They are, and i quote

"I Watch with open eyes
'Till it's time
To take it all the way

Every day
The game is ours to play
Oh tell me why
There are no alibis

Winner takes it all
Loser takes a fall
Fight to the beginning of the end "



Let that sink in....


Fight to the beginning of the end.


yup...they don't write 'em like that anymore! ooo aaa
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
streetmuse:
lap dances!!!!!!!!!!! love
Jul 8, 2005
imperfectcadence:
I wish we had a fourth of July type of celebration over here. I mean there's St George's day but no one really bothers with that and no one makes any effort to actually celebrate it.

D'ya know, it might actually tempt me to go to the cinema to see Paris Hilton get speared through the head in full techni-colour. That's the stuff happiness is made of! biggrin It'll be like in Titanic when Jack finally fucking dies, I don't think I've ever let out a bigger cheer than when that happens. Mmmm lovely!
Jul 10, 2005

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