Went to the Comedians of Comedy tour last night at the Paradise in Boston. Funniest fucking show ever. 5 comedians performed, and it was all taped for a new show on Comedy Central. So if you're lucky, you'll get to see my ugly mug on the television sometime this fall. Patton Oswalt is a comedy genius. He always has new material. Lots of comedians do...
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scissorhands925:
Cool...He did it last year too....Some of those guys are pretty amazing,,,,Do you work at guitar center?
yeknomyknuf:
Hell yeah the new Dane Cook cd is orgasmic! I make love to it daily. Hi btw.
Ahoy hoy! Whats poppin? Went to see Mike Doughty on Friday night at the Call in Providence. Awesome show. It was the first time I've seen Mike with a full band since Soul Coughing in 98 or 99. But what a great bunch of musicians he's got. It was much more free-form than his solo shows, suprisingly. But thats a good thing. Firetruck 2K5....never has...
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mike_doughty:
Holy Shit!! I didn't know this was you!!
Hihihihihi
Hihihihihi
Devo was a seriously underrated band.
imperfectcadence:
Whip it, whip it good!
Whip it, whip it good!
user092840:
Thank you. From me and my puppy. 
Exits to freeways
twisted like knots on
the fingers
jewels cleaving
skin between
breasts.
Your Cadillac breathes
four hundred horses
over blue lines
you are going
to Reseda
to make love
to a model
from Ohio
whose real name
you don't
know
you spin
like the cadillac was
overturning down a
cliff on television
and the radio is on
and the radioman is speaking
and...
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twisted like knots on
the fingers
jewels cleaving
skin between
breasts.
Your Cadillac breathes
four hundred horses
over blue lines
you are going
to Reseda
to make love
to a model
from Ohio
whose real name
you don't
know
you spin
like the cadillac was
overturning down a
cliff on television
and the radio is on
and the radioman is speaking
and...
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Greetings. Hell of a busy weekend. After a hellacious week at work, it was time to get my swerve on. EatMyBabies and I went to Dave & Busters in Provi-dance. We met up with StreetMuse and her friend Erin, and proceded to fuck up some drinks. Goldentee Golf ended in a tie, but i still rock the Galaga machine!
Then saturday went to a nice...
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streetmuse:
lap dances!!!!!!!!!!! 
imperfectcadence:
I wish we had a fourth of July type of celebration over here. I mean there's St George's day but no one really bothers with that and no one makes any effort to actually celebrate it.
D'ya know, it might actually tempt me to go to the cinema to see Paris Hilton get speared through the head in full techni-colour. That's the stuff happiness is made of!
It'll be like in Titanic when Jack finally fucking dies, I don't think I've ever let out a bigger cheer than when that happens. Mmmm lovely!
D'ya know, it might actually tempt me to go to the cinema to see Paris Hilton get speared through the head in full techni-colour. That's the stuff happiness is made of!
It'll be like in Titanic when Jack finally fucking dies, I don't think I've ever let out a bigger cheer than when that happens. Mmmm lovely!
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user092840:
I def think we are going to go to the Satin Doll.
It sounds like the kinda place we want to check out. If you see a short, fat girl in an Alkaline Trio t-shirt with another dude, and a girl with long, blonde curly hair, that's me, so say hi!
It sounds like the kinda place we want to check out. If you see a short, fat girl in an Alkaline Trio t-shirt with another dude, and a girl with long, blonde curly hair, that's me, so say hi!
streetmuse:
we hung out! Yay! lots of fun, great meeting you... definitely needs to happen again... Erin and I are all about a stripclub night.
whats new? went to see lynyrd skynyrd last saturday night. excellent fucking show. i know its cliche now to yell out Freebird at every fucking show, but goddamn do these geezers know how to kick ass. all these new whiny emo bitches could learn a thing or two from attending a skynyrd show. 30 years from now you won't have anyone attending the Good Charlotte...
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artrob:
because they are made on a computer and printed out rather than drawn by hand... 
imperfectcadence:
You gotta respect any band that has managed to keep going for that amount of time. I can't imagine any new band having the staying power of the Crue, I mean half of them can't even kick that much ass now, let alone in 2 decades time! Nor will they look as hot as the Crue do at their age....mmmmm Tommy Lee...
Nowt wrong with turning 30! Most of the men I seem to date tend to be 30+...yeah I might have some kind of complex.
Nowt wrong with turning 30! Most of the men I seem to date tend to be 30+...yeah I might have some kind of complex.
ahh, the weekend! today i went to the irish festival. there were lots of cool vendors, irish step dancing, kick-ass music. and a petting zoo! i got to feed a camel, which isn't very irish, but after drinking enough guinness, anything is a good idea. oh, and this sheep is the bomb!
i came home covered in sweat and smelling like a zoo...typical saturday.
sunday...
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i came home covered in sweat and smelling like a zoo...typical saturday.
sunday...
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imperfectcadence:
Irish Festival? Seriously? I guess none of those people have actually been to Ireland...It's easily the most boring place on Earth, it should've been just a field, a field with some stones in and a shitty waxwork museum. That's a proper Irish festival.
iggy_koopa:
i think your the only other person ive seen ever mention ok soda...i never had it but i called their 1-800 number religiously until they shut it down...press 1 to hear the sounds of wild birds...tweat tweat maka maka...that was some of the funniest stuff i had heard at the time
wickedmonkey:
irish festival
a little randomness for your ass....
--going to a wedding of a co-worker tomorrow, which should be fun. but since we work at the same place, there's no way he can afford an open bar.
--porno for pyros was a pretty underrated band.
--i got an alice cooper box set at newbury comics for twenty bucks this week! i'm convinced that disc three of any...
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--going to a wedding of a co-worker tomorrow, which should be fun. but since we work at the same place, there's no way he can afford an open bar.
--porno for pyros was a pretty underrated band.
--i got an alice cooper box set at newbury comics for twenty bucks this week! i'm convinced that disc three of any...
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eatmybabies:
dude we could totally fix up that truck and besides i'll be over fixing the fence that your not getting because your wife will fucking make me....... i wish i could punch her in the vag, you do it for me. 
streetmuse:
update, crapface... and come visit me
man am i friggin tired. i woke up at 2:30 today. but thats because i was at Foxwoods casino all night.
A guy at work was having his bachelor party at Foxwoods. But they couldn't get a room at Foxwoods, so we ended up at some shitball motel down the street. But whatever, its just a room to party in, right? So anyway, i was...
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A guy at work was having his bachelor party at Foxwoods. But they couldn't get a room at Foxwoods, so we ended up at some shitball motel down the street. But whatever, its just a room to party in, right? So anyway, i was...
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streetmuse:
im comin to the strip clubs next time! you 2 are buyin! haha i get priveliges(sp?) for havin tits 
streetmuse:
*ahem* i wasnt done with you!
saw NIN with the Dresden Dolls last night. Awesome show. The Dresden Dolls kicked ass, as usual. They even played Karma Police, with the drummer from nin, which was a special thing. its awesome seeing a local band i've seen in clubs a hundred times finally make it to the big time. they deserve it.
nin was amazing. great set list..good mix of the old...
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nin was amazing. great set list..good mix of the old...
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