So I gets me a text message and it says:
"You harass Charlotte again, you get broken in 5 places."
And so naturally I ask:
"Who is Charlotte? I think you have the wrong number."
And those badasses, they reply:
"Sorry, I do! My apologies!"
And concerned for Charlotte I say:
"No worries. Sorry to hear that a Charlotte was getting harassed."
Especially by someone with a number dangerously close to my own.
"You harass Charlotte again, you get broken in 5 places."
And so naturally I ask:
"Who is Charlotte? I think you have the wrong number."
And those badasses, they reply:
"Sorry, I do! My apologies!"
And concerned for Charlotte I say:
"No worries. Sorry to hear that a Charlotte was getting harassed."
Especially by someone with a number dangerously close to my own.
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and have you finished your travels?
WOAH!
b/c I'm usually the first person in peoples contact lists (if they actually put me under my first name) I get a lot of random texts/phone calls. the funniest ones were from my sisters ex gf she would always text drunk so i'd get all of these super amusing one-liners.