Donate Your Bodies To Science, You Fools:
i think i'm having a crisis of faith, don't get me wrong, this is no rapid loss of hope in some all mighty being, that ship has sailed a long time ago. no this is more of a lackluster try at a crisis. i can't seem to think of why to stay, and i can't think of why...
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i think i'm having a crisis of faith, don't get me wrong, this is no rapid loss of hope in some all mighty being, that ship has sailed a long time ago. no this is more of a lackluster try at a crisis. i can't seem to think of why to stay, and i can't think of why...
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and now a quick poem:
I AM THE ENIGMA,
NO ONE LIKES ME,
I AM THE DARKNESS,
I SEE NO LIGHT,
I AM HATE,
I AM ANGER,
(please fuck me!?!)
alright enough of this crap, i am here to anounce that i may be hanging up my "darkness" ways for a while (gasp). this is because of a very simple reason: a girl. my peppy...
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I AM THE ENIGMA,
NO ONE LIKES ME,
I AM THE DARKNESS,
I SEE NO LIGHT,
I AM HATE,
I AM ANGER,
(please fuck me!?!)
alright enough of this crap, i am here to anounce that i may be hanging up my "darkness" ways for a while (gasp). this is because of a very simple reason: a girl. my peppy...
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samanthakayne:
god, i am such a bitch.
my first thought is to question if this girl is worth your time - is that bad? first thing i asked boB was if he knew and approved of this girl... sigh.
that said - i'm thrilled you're gettin a chance to go out and play. that i know *you* deserve, no question. and if you think she's worth your time, even a day of it, then i'm gonna have to trust you 'cause you're a big boy and i can't do anything about it anyway.
advice? not my strongest suit, but i will give you this:
two fingers is good, yes, but i recommend lube except for the most exciting moments.
and enjoy yourself. you're irresistible when you're having fun.
and i like the way you quote rollins.
my first thought is to question if this girl is worth your time - is that bad? first thing i asked boB was if he knew and approved of this girl... sigh.
that said - i'm thrilled you're gettin a chance to go out and play. that i know *you* deserve, no question. and if you think she's worth your time, even a day of it, then i'm gonna have to trust you 'cause you're a big boy and i can't do anything about it anyway.

advice? not my strongest suit, but i will give you this:
two fingers is good, yes, but i recommend lube except for the most exciting moments.

and enjoy yourself. you're irresistible when you're having fun.

and i like the way you quote rollins.

samanthakayne:
hope it's going well.
or at the very least that you're having fun. let's face it, things don't always have to go well to be thoroughly enjoyable.
or at the very least that you're having fun. let's face it, things don't always have to go well to be thoroughly enjoyable.

Entertaining Ideas:
what's better than talking to a ex after no talks for about a year or more? when that talk goes very well. i i don't mean just for me, i mean usualy if i can get out of a conversation with out being called an "ass" i think it's a good day. well i guess time does hea all wounds, yet when we...
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what's better than talking to a ex after no talks for about a year or more? when that talk goes very well. i i don't mean just for me, i mean usualy if i can get out of a conversation with out being called an "ass" i think it's a good day. well i guess time does hea all wounds, yet when we...
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ironbhr:
you forgot that you have no game either...
lest we forget...heh heh

lest we forget...heh heh
ironbhr:
goldberg you fat fuck dontcha know that i'll rape you you! like a did ya mutha! get me the cat! she knows a good time when i give it to hur! CHAAARRLIE!!!!

2004-2005 NHL Season R.I.P
i said i wouldn't cry... ah who am i kidding i've had alot of time to come to grips with this, it's sad but at some point we all have to move on and accept that things suck, like the owners of the NHL teams who fails to see that what players ask for is not unreasonable. it's ok i guess,...
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i said i wouldn't cry... ah who am i kidding i've had alot of time to come to grips with this, it's sad but at some point we all have to move on and accept that things suck, like the owners of the NHL teams who fails to see that what players ask for is not unreasonable. it's ok i guess,...
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ironbhr:
if you kill gary bettmen and i get his job i can get you one too...
one of the girls at work was reading that book too...she liked it too....told me that i should read it as well....funny thing was that when i read the back of the book i thought of you...
one of the girls at work was reading that book too...she liked it too....told me that i should read it as well....funny thing was that when i read the back of the book i thought of you...

i have come to understand something that i understood a long time ago and am only just now coming back to. my life is simply made up of a series of missed oppertunities. why the sudden change? well to be honest it's not that sudden, ike i said i have known this for quite sometime and am only bringing it up because it seems quite...
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heatherann007:
Ironbhr told the masses to come say hello. So here I am. I'm fresh out of lame jokes, or I would share one with you. Actually, I have some, but I'm too exhausted to think of them at the moment.
Anyway.
Feel better.
Anyway.
Feel better.

samanthakayne:
seriously, i swear to f-in god, you're always welcome out here. you need to get away for a little while - or you need to blow the whole state off for a year or so - you KNOW that you're more than welcome, you're wanted!!!
that said - sorry things are shitty for you right now. don't know shit about astrology, but it seems to be going around.
e-hugs -- since i can't give you the real kind!
that said - sorry things are shitty for you right now. don't know shit about astrology, but it seems to be going around.
e-hugs -- since i can't give you the real kind!

Weirdness:
ok, so i'll be the first to admit that i don't live a normal life, mainly because it's clear to me that anyone living under the impression of normality is usualy more fucked up than everyone eles, with this said i have been on the cusp of some weirdness lately that even i don't find normal. first off my thoughts have been pretty strange,...
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ok, so i'll be the first to admit that i don't live a normal life, mainly because it's clear to me that anyone living under the impression of normality is usualy more fucked up than everyone eles, with this said i have been on the cusp of some weirdness lately that even i don't find normal. first off my thoughts have been pretty strange,...
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ironbhr:
oh yeah...and ah......go WHALERS!
girly:
She likes you. Go get her. 

I Hate You All (send money):
so, here's a funny story: talking to my boss the other day, just a quick chat and found out an interesting tidbit, according to my boss, when hired i was not qualified for my job. funny right? it gets better, after another quick chat spent filling my boss in on information that is clearly writen in my aplication, turns...
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so, here's a funny story: talking to my boss the other day, just a quick chat and found out an interesting tidbit, according to my boss, when hired i was not qualified for my job. funny right? it gets better, after another quick chat spent filling my boss in on information that is clearly writen in my aplication, turns...
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Current Downloads:
Jeff Buckley "Halleujiah"
Phantom Planet "California"
Solomon Burke "Cry To Me"
Ben Folds Five " Brick"
Soon to Download:
Primitve Radio Gods "Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth..."
Joe Budden "Walk With Me"
i'm in a funk, not a funky funk either. it's more of a sick and tired of cold snaps that last three weeks. it's getting sick of the sight of this...
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Jeff Buckley "Halleujiah"
Phantom Planet "California"
Solomon Burke "Cry To Me"
Ben Folds Five " Brick"
Soon to Download:
Primitve Radio Gods "Standing Outside A Broken Phonebooth..."
Joe Budden "Walk With Me"
i'm in a funk, not a funky funk either. it's more of a sick and tired of cold snaps that last three weeks. it's getting sick of the sight of this...
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ironbhr:
what no boogalo flu?
where the hell is the sun when we need it huh?
it's out here....now probably isn't a good time to tell you that it was in the 70's last week is it?
oh well it's gloomy and twilight like here now....and rainy...like god is spitting on you when you're outside.
just remember it could be worse....gen. douglas macarthur!
and he's dead!
where the hell is the sun when we need it huh?
it's out here....now probably isn't a good time to tell you that it was in the 70's last week is it?
oh well it's gloomy and twilight like here now....and rainy...like god is spitting on you when you're outside.
just remember it could be worse....gen. douglas macarthur!
and he's dead!

Nights Across A Pond:
alright so it's been about a week and a half and the little red headed girl has not called, a situation that i am all to familiar with. but it's 2005 and i'm tired of being a sad sack about my love life. funny thing is i think i still have a knack for the worst situations with women. let's describe...
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alright so it's been about a week and a half and the little red headed girl has not called, a situation that i am all to familiar with. but it's 2005 and i'm tired of being a sad sack about my love life. funny thing is i think i still have a knack for the worst situations with women. let's describe...
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Adventures in Facial Hair:
so, i did it. after three long years, this past friday i took the razor to myself, yup i took it off, the whole thing. i was clean shaven, and it's offical i'm 12. it's strange because i look in the mirror now and truly do not know who i am. my entire jaw line has changed, when i had the...
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so, i did it. after three long years, this past friday i took the razor to myself, yup i took it off, the whole thing. i was clean shaven, and it's offical i'm 12. it's strange because i look in the mirror now and truly do not know who i am. my entire jaw line has changed, when i had the...
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girly:
Hehe my husband claims if he ever shaves off all of his facial hair he'll look twelve.
Just stopped by to say hi.

Just stopped by to say hi.
ironbhr:
don't you fucking hate it!

don't you fucking hate it!
it's all about marketing. and we all know what bill hicks saided about marketers " if anyone here is in marketing kill yourselves..."
if you see buddah on the road, kill him