The End Is The Begining Is The End:
well, that's all she wrote. i knew it, i knew she'd never leave him and (of all things to be right about) i was right. she's not going to leave her boyfriend, she's not going to leave him for a guy like me (I.E. who is me), if she ever does it will be for some sargent...
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well, that's all she wrote. i knew it, i knew she'd never leave him and (of all things to be right about) i was right. she's not going to leave her boyfriend, she's not going to leave him for a guy like me (I.E. who is me), if she ever does it will be for some sargent...
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bk3:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!!!!!!! 
ironbhr:
happity birthday kiddo 
I'm A Sad Panda:
it has come to my attention that i own way too much "Sad Bastard" music. i'm talking everything from whiney EMO groups like Dashboard Confessional, to the Blues filled fifts of Mr. B.B. King, to...well anything by Tom Waits that doesn't have to do with midgets (which is mostly his older stuff). i guess i'm forced to ask myself the question...
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it has come to my attention that i own way too much "Sad Bastard" music. i'm talking everything from whiney EMO groups like Dashboard Confessional, to the Blues filled fifts of Mr. B.B. King, to...well anything by Tom Waits that doesn't have to do with midgets (which is mostly his older stuff). i guess i'm forced to ask myself the question...
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ironbhr:
we should shoot all the panda because they don't have the common sense to fuck in order to save their species!
so how things? sophia is still kicking sam and i'm sitting here readying myself to finish pack before our move tomorrow, and i realize just how much i miss ya!
so here goes...
what's another year? you hav plenty more. just need to motivate yourself to actually do something with them.
diana will break up with her boyfriend, sooner or later. so be the good friend and be there for her. and remember:
two fingers.
dry.
in the ass, as she rides you you grinding her sex into your pelvis. her dripping wet sex envoloping...
oops..sorry got carried away.
you can always go somewhere else to drink coffee and sit on your ass all night. i always found it a good idea to take a couple nights off once a month or so...just think! soon you can go waste time at the alcohol side of the titty bar!
and yes i know how you dislike change and feel so homey at the grill. but unles you tell joe and cheryl off you'll just stew and fume.
pray to the coffee gods!
so how things? sophia is still kicking sam and i'm sitting here readying myself to finish pack before our move tomorrow, and i realize just how much i miss ya!
so here goes...
what's another year? you hav plenty more. just need to motivate yourself to actually do something with them.
diana will break up with her boyfriend, sooner or later. so be the good friend and be there for her. and remember:
two fingers.
dry.
in the ass, as she rides you you grinding her sex into your pelvis. her dripping wet sex envoloping...
oops..sorry got carried away.
you can always go somewhere else to drink coffee and sit on your ass all night. i always found it a good idea to take a couple nights off once a month or so...just think! soon you can go waste time at the alcohol side of the titty bar!
and yes i know how you dislike change and feel so homey at the grill. but unles you tell joe and cheryl off you'll just stew and fume.
pray to the coffee gods!
dollbabyamy:
I just thought I'd drop in and tell you I'm very jealous about your trip to see Sam and Bob. If there was a jealous emoticon I'd place it right here: .
Punk'd:
Punked out: N. to wuss out, to take the low road, see-puff.
i punked out today. i feel like shit and i don't know why. i'm running out of road, everyday it's something new, some smile, some joke and i'm drawn closer in to the woman who i shouldn't want. she's a republican for god sakes, so why is it that when i think...
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Punked out: N. to wuss out, to take the low road, see-puff.
i punked out today. i feel like shit and i don't know why. i'm running out of road, everyday it's something new, some smile, some joke and i'm drawn closer in to the woman who i shouldn't want. she's a republican for god sakes, so why is it that when i think...
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dollbabyamy:
I say go for it. At least you'd know where you stand, broken ribs or passionate sex pulled muscles.
ironbhr:
i can't breath! i can't breath! but i can fly and kill! i am satan i am satan! think more blureprints and you got it going on...
A Common Enemy:
i have given it a lot of thought and come to the conclusion that i have found a lot of common ground with Dwight McCarthy, played by Clive Owen in the film "Sin City". but i'm not just talking about Mr. Owen's part in the film, i am talking about the Dwight from the Sin City Graphic Novels. you see Dwight personifies...
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i have given it a lot of thought and come to the conclusion that i have found a lot of common ground with Dwight McCarthy, played by Clive Owen in the film "Sin City". but i'm not just talking about Mr. Owen's part in the film, i am talking about the Dwight from the Sin City Graphic Novels. you see Dwight personifies...
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ironbhr:
stop reading comics at work! get your ass out here! we have fun stuff planned and a barbeque! you realize it's fatherday weekend? shit you get to be around for all the fun!
samanthakayne:
i love you, and you need a vacation.
we're moving next weekend so you'll even have your own room - with a door and everything - when you're out here instead of dealing with me climbing over you to get to the pisser in the middle of the night.
we're moving next weekend so you'll even have your own room - with a door and everything - when you're out here instead of dealing with me climbing over you to get to the pisser in the middle of the night.
The Cell:
the days turned in to months, months began to fade away and blend together. each day becomes like the last and each day brings with it new challanges, new oppostion. i suffered through, i picked my fights and battled for what i thought was right, only to be slapped down as soon as i could stand. but now i can't fight any longer,...
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the days turned in to months, months began to fade away and blend together. each day becomes like the last and each day brings with it new challanges, new oppostion. i suffered through, i picked my fights and battled for what i thought was right, only to be slapped down as soon as i could stand. but now i can't fight any longer,...
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My Life:
Note:i tried to post two days ago but SG said they were "under construction" so it failed. i hope this one goes through.
The Box: by WichCraft
i find the box
i knew i would.
thrust from it's hiding place
it mocks me even now
i try but still it's contents stay.
the trash is too good for it
i'd burn them but...
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Note:i tried to post two days ago but SG said they were "under construction" so it failed. i hope this one goes through.
The Box: by WichCraft
i find the box
i knew i would.
thrust from it's hiding place
it mocks me even now
i try but still it's contents stay.
the trash is too good for it
i'd burn them but...
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ironbhr:
go gunners! glad to asee that thinks are looking up a bit. gee cheryl being a bitch to a girl that is smarter and prettier then she could ever hope to be? i'll try to act surprised. i was thinking about telling her to come out here and i'l pick her up at the airport but....
a. i really don't want her to blow my good time here
2. she would never fly cause "she hates flying even though she's never been on plane"
next. if she decieded to drive i wouldn't give her an address to come to!
jealousy rears it's ugly head. but remember this! at least i had reasons to hang at the grill. (it wasn't my place. and most nights the coffee was free) what the fuck has cheryl done with her life? tell her you won't sleep with her but you'd happily hook her up with chris. that she tell her something. if she can get the hint.
fuck look what you've done to me! i can rant about her fat ass forever! i give you permission to use my "looks like you're allergic to thin" line if need be. but be warned it's a last resort. make sure you tell her hlw happy i am out here and what's up with girls.
glad to see that you and amy finally met. about fucking time!
a. i really don't want her to blow my good time here
2. she would never fly cause "she hates flying even though she's never been on plane"
next. if she decieded to drive i wouldn't give her an address to come to!
jealousy rears it's ugly head. but remember this! at least i had reasons to hang at the grill. (it wasn't my place. and most nights the coffee was free) what the fuck has cheryl done with her life? tell her you won't sleep with her but you'd happily hook her up with chris. that she tell her something. if she can get the hint.
fuck look what you've done to me! i can rant about her fat ass forever! i give you permission to use my "looks like you're allergic to thin" line if need be. but be warned it's a last resort. make sure you tell her hlw happy i am out here and what's up with girls.
glad to see that you and amy finally met. about fucking time!
dollbabyamy:
Isn't Sophie beautiful? I think that's cool you're going to be the Batman godfather....will you and boB both have shotguns?
Last Night:
quick question: define "Date"? is it not two consenting adults meeting at an assigned time and place, going to a movie, followed by coffee, talking, and having a good time, followed on the ride home the phrase "we should do this again" uttered by the female a date? i'm sorry but that's what i'd call it. well that was my night last night....
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quick question: define "Date"? is it not two consenting adults meeting at an assigned time and place, going to a movie, followed by coffee, talking, and having a good time, followed on the ride home the phrase "we should do this again" uttered by the female a date? i'm sorry but that's what i'd call it. well that was my night last night....
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ironbhr:
amzing what happens when you don't expect anothing ain't it! thought of you and knew it was going to be a good night for ya. he first ducks was on. got to see the whale! is it wrong that i'm counting down the days?
dollbabyamy:
Hi steve! Bob and Sam said a gazillion years ago I needed to stop here and say hello. Of course,a gazillion years ago I didn't think my internet would be turned off for oh, six months or so. Anyway, if you're one of their closest friends, than that automatically makes you very cool.
Not You, Not Like This:
as if the train wreck that happens to be my lovelife needed anymore help, tonight i have hit an all time low. tonight i played witness to an 18 year old try to give me advice on talking to women. the piece of crap is two years younger than me, he's one of the fucking "children" he's got almost as...
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as if the train wreck that happens to be my lovelife needed anymore help, tonight i have hit an all time low. tonight i played witness to an 18 year old try to give me advice on talking to women. the piece of crap is two years younger than me, he's one of the fucking "children" he's got almost as...
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ironbhr:
whoodie hoo!! shout back shorty! we be here waiting..just let us know before we end up getting a house!
What The Fuck Just Happened:
"How does he do it?...He's Grumpy, he's broke, he wears bad sweaters, he hangs out with the musical moron twins, so how does he get to go to bed with Marie DeSalle?"
ok so i didn't sleep with anyone, fact is my drought continues, but somehow someway, i hae apparently become the number one lover man in my postal district....
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"How does he do it?...He's Grumpy, he's broke, he wears bad sweaters, he hangs out with the musical moron twins, so how does he get to go to bed with Marie DeSalle?"
ok so i didn't sleep with anyone, fact is my drought continues, but somehow someway, i hae apparently become the number one lover man in my postal district....
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ironbhr:
my love for you is ticking clocks.....
wow..how things change as they stay the same. who would have thunk it! i knew you had it in you kiddo. hate to tell you that there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy it's just when that's there excuse when they dump you for the angry bastard that treats them like shit...not that i've gotten that too many fuck times. thank god i don't have to worry about it anymore.
and make sure you tell sarah that you would look excellent in just the hoodie and nothing else. especially if the hood was cut off.....think flashdance. now that's what i call pipe-fitting!
i can't breath, but i can fly and kill....
wow..how things change as they stay the same. who would have thunk it! i knew you had it in you kiddo. hate to tell you that there is nothing wrong with being a nice guy it's just when that's there excuse when they dump you for the angry bastard that treats them like shit...not that i've gotten that too many fuck times. thank god i don't have to worry about it anymore.
and make sure you tell sarah that you would look excellent in just the hoodie and nothing else. especially if the hood was cut off.....think flashdance. now that's what i call pipe-fitting!
i can't breath, but i can fly and kill....
Desolation in the Wastelands:
Who knew not going to Boston was such a project? i have spent the better part of an hour, and half an hour this afternoon, trying to tell a friend of mine that i will not becoming up to boston this weekend. why, you ask? well for one i don't have the money, nor do i have the drive (both in...
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Who knew not going to Boston was such a project? i have spent the better part of an hour, and half an hour this afternoon, trying to tell a friend of mine that i will not becoming up to boston this weekend. why, you ask? well for one i don't have the money, nor do i have the drive (both in...
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ironbhr:
did you wreck another car? shit remind me never to let you drive my car...