Nights Across A Pond:
alright so it's been about a week and a half and the little red headed girl has not called, a situation that i am all to familiar with. but it's 2005 and i'm tired of being a sad sack about my love life. funny thing is i think i still have a knack for the worst situations with women. let's describe a normal night for me: home, dinner, grill, home, computer, porn, and talk to a nice girl who just happens to live in England. London in fact, near hyde park, between the hyde park and glouster road tube stops. pretty much if i wanted to make a tactical operation for one reason or another (hint, hint) i would know the very small area she would be in. i may have spoken about this girl before and a few of you do know who she is. yes i understand that she's a bit exciteable but there is something about her i... i just can't shake. she's weird, a bad speller(not that i'm claiming to be great), i can talk to her. she's that type of girl who will let you spout bullshit till the sun comes up because she thinks it's funny. you don't find many of that type of girl, and she's hot to boot. some might say she's not that hot but trust me she is. so perhaps it's the lack of booty in my area or my history of the past year (2004: one (1) dreadful make out session, that's it) perhaps i'm seeing something i failed to see before, either way, i need a girl.
alright so it's been about a week and a half and the little red headed girl has not called, a situation that i am all to familiar with. but it's 2005 and i'm tired of being a sad sack about my love life. funny thing is i think i still have a knack for the worst situations with women. let's describe a normal night for me: home, dinner, grill, home, computer, porn, and talk to a nice girl who just happens to live in England. London in fact, near hyde park, between the hyde park and glouster road tube stops. pretty much if i wanted to make a tactical operation for one reason or another (hint, hint) i would know the very small area she would be in. i may have spoken about this girl before and a few of you do know who she is. yes i understand that she's a bit exciteable but there is something about her i... i just can't shake. she's weird, a bad speller(not that i'm claiming to be great), i can talk to her. she's that type of girl who will let you spout bullshit till the sun comes up because she thinks it's funny. you don't find many of that type of girl, and she's hot to boot. some might say she's not that hot but trust me she is. so perhaps it's the lack of booty in my area or my history of the past year (2004: one (1) dreadful make out session, that's it) perhaps i'm seeing something i failed to see before, either way, i need a girl.