Some Guys Have All The Luck:
i hate my life. i hate my life for the very reasons that other men love their's. my problem is one that no one will ever give pity for, i feel slightly stupid for it but it does suck a lot. i am speaking of course about, what else, women. let's start with life sucking harpy no.1: Diana, this past week she swore off talking to me because the prior friday, i gave more attention to a cardboard cutout of Cinderella than i did to her. now to be fair, Cindy does have better communication skills, is slightly more interesting, and does not shove asian cooking down my throat. that said, it will be intersting to see when she desides to talk to me again, i wait in baited breath.
and then there is the new girl, Sarah. she's a red head, attened Smith college, graduated with a degree in history, she fences, loves role playing games, and is a big fan of Tom Waits. stop, yes i have declaired my love for her, and yes she does have a boyfriend, why? because nothing in my life can ever be easy. "but steve, has having a boyfriend ever stopped you in the past?" no, it has not. Sarah and i have seemed to bond when we shared our love of Tom Waits in my backroom, true i would have prefered to come to this revilation in the sweaty embrace of post coital bliss, but we can't have everything we want. here's something funny: SHE GOT ME COFFEE!!!!!!!! friday, she comes in to the back, tells me that she's got some tom in her car, asks me if i like coffee (i tell her it's my blood type) and she disapears. two seconds later, she comes back with a fresh, hot cup of the dark liquid that haunts my dreams and steals my days. so, why did she get me coffee? why, if she has a boyfriend, is she getting me coffee? look i'm not complaining, i'm a firm beliver that i should be met at the door with a fresh cup and my memos for the day by some attractive young woman in a smart business suit, but i never thought it would happen.
Notes:
1: the best news ever; the whole Brz clan is coming back to CT, with the addition of little Sophie. i think i'm giddy.
2: traded in the majority of my CD collection for the complete WrestleMania collection. 69 hours, 21 disks, 213 matches, yup i'm giddy.
3: am taking a few days off next week to get ready for the season, this week, however is going to suck.
4: Soul Calibur 3 rules!!! and i am the biggest geek in the world- video games, movies, wrestling, yup, and i wonder why i don;t have a girlfriend.
i hate my life. i hate my life for the very reasons that other men love their's. my problem is one that no one will ever give pity for, i feel slightly stupid for it but it does suck a lot. i am speaking of course about, what else, women. let's start with life sucking harpy no.1: Diana, this past week she swore off talking to me because the prior friday, i gave more attention to a cardboard cutout of Cinderella than i did to her. now to be fair, Cindy does have better communication skills, is slightly more interesting, and does not shove asian cooking down my throat. that said, it will be intersting to see when she desides to talk to me again, i wait in baited breath.
and then there is the new girl, Sarah. she's a red head, attened Smith college, graduated with a degree in history, she fences, loves role playing games, and is a big fan of Tom Waits. stop, yes i have declaired my love for her, and yes she does have a boyfriend, why? because nothing in my life can ever be easy. "but steve, has having a boyfriend ever stopped you in the past?" no, it has not. Sarah and i have seemed to bond when we shared our love of Tom Waits in my backroom, true i would have prefered to come to this revilation in the sweaty embrace of post coital bliss, but we can't have everything we want. here's something funny: SHE GOT ME COFFEE!!!!!!!! friday, she comes in to the back, tells me that she's got some tom in her car, asks me if i like coffee (i tell her it's my blood type) and she disapears. two seconds later, she comes back with a fresh, hot cup of the dark liquid that haunts my dreams and steals my days. so, why did she get me coffee? why, if she has a boyfriend, is she getting me coffee? look i'm not complaining, i'm a firm beliver that i should be met at the door with a fresh cup and my memos for the day by some attractive young woman in a smart business suit, but i never thought it would happen.
Notes:
1: the best news ever; the whole Brz clan is coming back to CT, with the addition of little Sophie. i think i'm giddy.
2: traded in the majority of my CD collection for the complete WrestleMania collection. 69 hours, 21 disks, 213 matches, yup i'm giddy.
3: am taking a few days off next week to get ready for the season, this week, however is going to suck.
4: Soul Calibur 3 rules!!! and i am the biggest geek in the world- video games, movies, wrestling, yup, and i wonder why i don;t have a girlfriend.
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ironbhr:
thank god i don't feel like i have to meet this "sarah" girl and approve of her. but if you want to bring her round while i'm there i'll have no problems...porobably should just to explain a lot on both ends...whatever you do don't share it with phil..... 
samanthakayne:
