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They are humpers.

Shit.

Last night Willy humped Marv about 12 times.

Shit.

If only I could train them to do this on call to peoples legs. Then again maybe that would be a very bad idea.

Preciousnesses.

Happy New Year!

I'm working tonight at a PORN PARTY....hosted by Jenna Jameson!! Should be fun. Hope to make some money. Yeehaw!


Update: It's round 7:30am and I've just taken to the welcoming bed. What a friggin night! The puppies were patiently waiting for me at my bedroom door when I returned. Preciousnesses.

They were handing out goodie bags as people were leaving the party...packed...
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Wilbur (L) and Marvin (R).

(I think. ...actually does anyone have any suggestions?)

Maybe these..??

Biscuits and Gravy
Bo and Luke
Ren and Stimpy
Cheech and Chong
Top and Bottom
Conway and Merle
Bobby and Victor
Hans and Frans
Tito and Jermain
Kawasaki and Yamaha



I've just spent nearly a full week at home with my parents. As I always say...they are amazing. It was...
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I have dreadfully bad news that I must share. Percy died in an accident tonight and I know your thoughts will be with me. It will help me a great deal not to talk about the accident itself but to focus on how much love we shared in less than a week. I am devastated more than words can say. I am struggling to deal...
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MY NEW LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ladies and Gents meet 'Percy' the PUG!!!

Course he looks like an alien in this photo..but he's really cute!!

Whew! I'm feeling much better...I think I just needed to make the trip home and hang out with my family. They are fucking amazing. Truly!


I'm debating adding a member to the zoo at my apartment. Been wanting to do it for years now. Seems like the right time. I'm unemployed and have a shyteload of time.

I should just fucking do it.

Maybe it...
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I want to crawl in a hole today.

Crappy crap.

I have got to stop drinking again for a little while. My body hurts.

I'm seeking something. Who the hell knows what it is.

The Rune and i miss waking next to the asshole. She's confused by the German.


I wish I was normal.

Jeez I shouldn't be this drunk.

Maybe I should go back to Asia and become a hostess...