Well...the plot somehow always manages to thicken. I started bartending at this fabulous restaurant on the upper west side tonight. Sort of a fluke how it all happened. It's super pricey and the wine list is ridiculous. Lots of famous people come in there to drop some cash. Tonight...I had the pleasure of having Cyndi Lauper at the bar. KICKASS.
In other news...I found this...
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In other news...I found this...
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Very long day today. Didn't have much time with the puglets. Tomorrow I will have them all to myself for several hours though! Hurray!
I'm bitter and quite jaded right now. I know I will get out of this slump and by golly I'm glad....however, what a bore life would be without these ups and downs.
Eep Eep.
I'm bitter and quite jaded right now. I know I will get out of this slump and by golly I'm glad....however, what a bore life would be without these ups and downs.
Eep Eep.
tadzi:
thats a good way of looking at it, i suppose. most people just dwell on the negative.
gallas13:
you know i once tried a wine that the sommolier described as "bitter and jaded."
Ya know...someone's looking out for me and I'm grateful.
It's round 6:42am and I've just returned home from an interesting night at the club. There was a swingers party there tonight. I was the lucky bartender working the VIP room where the party was. Mmmm. I saw some amazing things. Yeehaw! It was all I had not to jump over the bar and join in...
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It's round 6:42am and I've just returned home from an interesting night at the club. There was a swingers party there tonight. I was the lucky bartender working the VIP room where the party was. Mmmm. I saw some amazing things. Yeehaw! It was all I had not to jump over the bar and join in...
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ampersandwich:
Hmmm, 1100 for a nite seems a tad steep, maybe a few more swinger party nights can hook you up?
Y~!
Y~!
tadzi:
1100? good freakin lord!
I've been spending money like it's pouring out my ass. FUCK.
Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.
I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my midget collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.
Yippee.
Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.
I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my midget collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.
Yippee.
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jrave:
are they fat midget hookers? and where did you find them? nevermind, i don't think i wanna know.
what happened to the humping dogs? now i gotta look at a semi-naked hot chic. how am i suppose to jerk off to that pic?
hahahahahahahhaaha
later chic!
what happened to the humping dogs? now i gotta look at a semi-naked hot chic. how am i suppose to jerk off to that pic?
hahahahahahahhaaha
later chic!
gallas13:
*cough*. the preferred nomenclature is "little people"
I've been spending money like it's pooring out my ass. FUCK.
Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.
I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.
Yippee.
Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.
I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.
Yippee.
Okay.
The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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cereal_killer:
you never told me that your dogs were both guys! that makes the humping even fucking funnier.
my cats used to do the same thing to me all the time... whenever i was fucking exhausted or hung over they would tear through the apartment and destroy everything! it was fucking annoying. the worst was if they were on my bed and i shifted my feet and they thought it was an animal or something and pounced, with claws out... fucking ouch!
my cats used to do the same thing to me all the time... whenever i was fucking exhausted or hung over they would tear through the apartment and destroy everything! it was fucking annoying. the worst was if they were on my bed and i shifted my feet and they thought it was an animal or something and pounced, with claws out... fucking ouch!
gallas13:
real dates are boring.
Okay.
The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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Poopers and humpers. That bitch 'er' who used to be a member on here is staying with me. She crazy! No really it's good to see her.
She thinks the humpers are weird.
She thinks the humpers are weird.
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jrave:
tell "er" hi, hope things are banging for ya! i fixed a POS computer so that i can get online again. my real computer is still fried, but i'm gonna rebuild it stronger faster harder! 
later chic!
later chic!
gallas13:
i'm big on humpers, but not those flat-nosed, mouth-breathing, alien-looking kind. no offense.
Humpity hump hump...hump hump hump.
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recidivi5t:
what breakdown? i loved spending time with you.
and yr not retarded.
but i would love the photos.
to my address: the msdavison3 one whenever you have the chance.....
i love you.
you know that.
xxooxxoo
and yr not retarded.
but i would love the photos.
to my address: the msdavison3 one whenever you have the chance.....
i love you.
you know that.
xxooxxoo
stubertmcfly:
"soon as that camera's off, he's gonna fuck that little dog."
have fun with er!
have fun with er!
Right now the piano tuner is here tuning my severely out of tune piano. Fun fun.
My sister ordered this mag subscription for me for xmas...Bizarre. It's fucking insane.
My sister ordered this mag subscription for me for xmas...Bizarre. It's fucking insane.
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wraith7000:
That's not really YOUR sweet puppies up there is it???
cereal_killer:
you know i absolutely love pug dogs, but that's a bit more than i needed to see.
How you living Classy Assy?