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I'm on the couch with The Rune. She's purrrrring away. The men are napping in my bedroom and all is well.

I got the staples out finally after a few days of craziness and the bruise on the shoulder is nearly gone.

I'm getting called in for Jury duty. I can't decide if it will be fun or just completely suck ass. Hmmm.

Well I'm sitting here on my couch with the puggies. God, they're precious!

Was supposed to get the staples out today but there was no time. I think I'll have to wait until Monday. Oh well.

I'm working at the club tonight and I'm excited. Didn't work last weekend for obvious reasons. So, I'm ready to 'dance it out' behind the bar in my ridiculously...
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Well the head is healing fine and the shoulder is doing alright. Tried to take a picture of some of the staples. My digital camera is out of commission thanks to the fuckers at CompUSA. I had to use my webcam instead which sucks ass.

Anyway. I'm fucking broke broke broke from not working last week. Sucky.

I was in a car accident yesterday. It sucked a little. The car is totaled. Neat. They stapled my head closed!

I tried to get the paramedics to take a picture of me with the retarded head gear on but they wouldn't. So I had to take the damn pic with my phone myself.

Things could have been a lot worse...I'm very blessed.

God, I love working at a club. I usually don't get home this late...and by all means never this drunk. Whoops.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


I'm tempted to put a number up here and ask y'all to leave dirty messages....212-hmmmmmmmmmm.

Yippee for snow!

I made some jackets for the boys. They are fucking hilarious. I'll try to post a pic of them in the snow last night.

Okay....so the puppies are humpers. I've said that before. However, it is the strangest thing...when they hump...particularly when Marv is humpin Willy...there's this strange smell. I can't find anything about it on the net. Anybody know about some sort of gay humpin puppy smell? It smells like mac and cheese. Disgusting I know.

Well. Just bought a ticket to a wedding. Debating whether or not to fly with the pups. It might be fun to bring them to Mississippi. Hmmmmm.

Anyway. I'm horny again. I hate that feeling. Okay, well maybe I don't hate it. Whatever the case...bring it. Whoever it might be.

Work work work. Tomorrow night is a 'girls gone wild' party at work. That should...
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Well it's Valentine's Day. Whoop dee doo.

This rocks though.

Amiss. Completely drained and emotionally unavailable.

Been having some bad moments in the last few days. The elevator has been bothering me again. I get on and literally have to 'dance it out,' as I say, to escape from the horror of it all. Perhaps it's the idea that the pups will be ready to venture outside as of tomorrow and we will have to...
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