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Okay.

The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every 20 minutes because I'd hear some chewing... First it was my panty drawer...then it was some pillows on the couch that they thought needed some 'chew love.' God, I love them so much...but seriously they always know when I need sleep the most...and that's when they're bad little fags. Marv finally made one feeble attempt today to mount Willy. Usually it's the other way around...so it was fun to see the shy guy do some 'toppin!'

I need to take a class or something. Need to get busy.

I would like to go on a real date. That might be fun. Where I actually act like a lady and have some class. I wonder how long I'd be able to hold up that facade. Hmmmm.

I'm farting like a trucker tonight....damn Indian food. I love Indian food! Just wish the beefing would stop!