Sunday Feb 20, 2005

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Okay....so the puppies are humpers. I've said that before. However, it is the strangest thing...when they hump...particularly when Marv is humpin Willy...there's this strange smell. I can't find anything about it on the net. Anybody know about some sort of gay humpin puppy smell? It smells like mac and cheese. Disgusting I know.
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hallux:
kiss
dharmabox:
i've seen marv and willly tv. not bad for late night entertainment wink

Thursday Feb 17, 2005

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Well. Just bought a ticket to a wedding. Debating whether or not to fly with the pups. It might be fun to bring them to Mississippi. Hmmmmm.

Anyway. I'm horny again. I hate that feeling. Okay, well maybe I don't hate it. Whatever the case...bring it. Whoever it might be.

Work work work. Tomorrow night is a 'girls gone wild' party at work. That should...
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jrave:
you're horny? no shit? well c'mon down wink
hope the GGW party lives up to the hype!
"mom and dad this Chasey, and Chasey, this is my mom and dad.....NOW SHOW THEM DEM TITTIES!!"
from Ode to Chasey Lain (Bloodhound Gang) great song from great americans about great things. boobs.
biggrin

later chic!
ponyboycurtis:
oh ill bring it... just bring you

Monday Feb 14, 2005

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Well it's Valentine's Day. Whoop dee doo.

This rocks though. biggrin
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nick667:
very cute pugs!! i have one aswell..i see urs are gay aswell lol
nick667:
why do u have to live so far? we could have our puppies be friends! lol

Tuesday Feb 08, 2005

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Amiss. Completely drained and emotionally unavailable.

Been having some bad moments in the last few days. The elevator has been bothering me again. I get on and literally have to 'dance it out,' as I say, to escape from the horror of it all. Perhaps it's the idea that the pups will be ready to venture outside as of tomorrow and we will have to...
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ampersandwich:
I'm really happy to hear you're having such warm, wonderful feelings for the little guys. The bonds people make with their pets are somewhere between family, lover & friends, and your concern for them Im certain is being reciprocated in licks, dog-smiles, and nuzzled armpits.

smile

Y~!
madamleslie:
Your pugs are sooo cute!

Tuesday Feb 01, 2005

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Well...the plot somehow always manages to thicken. I started bartending at this fabulous restaurant on the upper west side tonight. Sort of a fluke how it all happened. It's super pricey and the wine list is ridiculous. Lots of famous people come in there to drop some cash. Tonight...I had the pleasure of having Cyndi Lauper at the bar. KICKASS.

In other news...I found this...
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recidivi5t:
what up beotch
scagnetti:
Soon you will be discovered!! wink
How you living Classy Assy?

Monday Jan 31, 2005

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Very long day today. Didn't have much time with the puglets. Tomorrow I will have them all to myself for several hours though! Hurray!

I'm bitter and quite jaded right now. I know I will get out of this slump and by golly I'm glad....however, what a bore life would be without these ups and downs.


Eep Eep.
tadzi:
thats a good way of looking at it, i suppose. most people just dwell on the negative.
gallas13:
you know i once tried a wine that the sommolier described as "bitter and jaded."

Sunday Jan 30, 2005

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Ya know...someone's looking out for me and I'm grateful.

It's round 6:42am and I've just returned home from an interesting night at the club. There was a swingers party there tonight. I was the lucky bartender working the VIP room where the party was. Mmmm. I saw some amazing things. Yeehaw! It was all I had not to jump over the bar and join in...
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ampersandwich:
Hmmm, 1100 for a nite seems a tad steep, maybe a few more swinger party nights can hook you up?

Y~!
tadzi:
1100? good freakin lord!

Wednesday Jan 26, 2005

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I've been spending money like it's pouring out my ass. FUCK.

Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.

I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my midget collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.

Yippee.
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jrave:
are they fat midget hookers? and where did you find them? nevermind, i don't think i wanna know.

what happened to the humping dogs? now i gotta look at a semi-naked hot chic. how am i suppose to jerk off to that pic?
hahahahahahahhaaha

later chic!
gallas13:
*cough*. the preferred nomenclature is "little people"

Wednesday Jan 26, 2005

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I've been spending money like it's pooring out my ass. FUCK.

Tomorrow I'm throwing a 30th bday party for my best pal. Lots of midgets, hookers, and fat women. I'm psyched.

I found a video tonight at the porn store to add to my collection. It's called...Tiny Twats. Nothing like the wee little people.

Yippee.

Sunday Jan 23, 2005

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Okay.

The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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cereal_killer:
you never told me that your dogs were both guys! that makes the humping even fucking funnier.

my cats used to do the same thing to me all the time... whenever i was fucking exhausted or hung over they would tear through the apartment and destroy everything! it was fucking annoying. the worst was if they were on my bed and i shifted my feet and they thought it was an animal or something and pounced, with claws out... fucking ouch!
gallas13:
real dates are boring.

Sunday Jan 23, 2005

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Okay.

The snow was amazing and luckily it's fabulousness allowed me the night off last night from working at the club. Yeehaw. However, the rockstar partying that ensued was, perhaps, not the best venture. I was hung over like a mutherfukr today. And of course the puppies knew and were on the path of destruction all morning...starting round 8am I had to sit up every...
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